Tofu: Satan’s Favorite Snack

Evil, thy name is soy. According to an evangelical commentator, soy is turning our country’s men into sissified nancy boys. Sorry, I have to call shenanigans on this. My own diet is primarily soy-based and, aside from an aversion to talking about sports, I consider myself pretty masculine. I like girls. I obsess over my gadgets. I can recite every line from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I thought the religious right ascribed to the notion that homosexuality was a choice, not the result of too much soy milk when you were a kid. I wonder if the election results are causing some conservatives to lose whatever tenuous grip on reality they may have had.