Wake Me When It’s Over

Once again, I’m a link on RCB. At this rate, I’ll have to start paying Susannah for advertising space.
I recently had lunch with Cute CLE Girl. I don’t think I’ve ever been so bored on a date. I thought it might be cool to hook up with another attorney. The first warning light went off when she told me she’s rather conservative ideologically. Okay, I thought, no big deal. I have conservative friends. Then I ask her what she does for fun. Among other things, she likes to sew and make greeting cards.
Oh shit, I thought.
And this girl was from California! I’ve known lots of girls from California and I’ve never met one who acted so…Midwestern. She was very nice and wholesome and…that’s about it. It was like she went to law school just to meet a husband, get married, and move to the suburbs. Oh yeah, and she talked about herself almost exclusively. I don’t think she asked me more than one or two questions. No, I need someone a bit…I dunno…edgier? If you want a good laugh, you can go look up my profile on Match.com (I believe my alias is the same there…wintermute2_0). I figure that’s just as likely to work as anything. You can even see a picture of me! How can you resist?