Feb 282007
So now pigeons are getting neural implants. Great. You know, twenty years from now my personal care will be provided by a genetically modified orangutan who, despite having the IQ of your average Best Buy sales associate, cannot grasp the fact that it’s not cool to groom me while I’m in a meeting. On the plus side, I’ll be able to telepathically sic my flock of pigeon lackeys on said orangutan when she has one of her all-too-frequent episodes of misplaced mating urges.
you could have the orang throw it’s poop at your enemies
Funny as I was reading it I thought the pigeon could be male. Yet as its an assistant, you assumed it would be ‘she’.