Mar 262007
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…Crippletron:
Because sometimes the only thing the able-bodied world understands is brute force. The next time the Supreme Court issues an opinion that spouts some Federalist Society crap about the Eleventh Amendment trumping the ADA, I’m forming my own Crippletron with some of my fellow gimps-in-arms. We’re gonna traipse over to Washington, DC, rip the roof of the Supreme Court building, pluck Scalia out by his ankles, and use him as a human hackeysack until he sees reason.
I suppose this posting will go into my FBI file. Hope you got a good chuckle from this, Agent Gordon.
Mark,
Funnay, and soOOOOooo wrong. :>
Many years ago, I re-glossed the word as an acronym for a radical (this ought catch my F.B.I.’S watchers eye) Terrorist group;
G. (ravity)I. (mparred)M. (ollycoddled) P. (eoples). Of course, my idea of terrorist action back in the early 90’s was knocking over bar stools when the waitron asked (you know what’s comming) my companions what I was drinkin’, but i’ve calmed down a bit. BTW, mollycodled was an inside joke ‘tween me & some friends, not indicative of selfloathing.
Kittens and Ale,
Rod A. former child star.
As a terrorist group, we can take them ALL out at the ankles and shins. Nice…
FREEDOM!
Sir, you are attracting families of fans. My brother: child star, indeed.
Janice Wallace the other half of the Vaudeville act