Over at Pharyngula, PZ dared me to take this test to assess my personality defects. I’m never one to shy away from a challenge, so here are the results:
Your Score: Robot
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact,
this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless
machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem
human. For instance, you are very humble and don’t bother thinking of
your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are
also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that
these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a
human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie
robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and
likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel
killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than
all that…
And it goes on. Boring? I’ll have this test know that I find myself endlessly fascinating. Also, I prefer to think of myself as a cyborg–part man, part machine. The Terminator was a cyborg and he was pretty cool. And that uber-hot blonde on Battlestar Galactica is a cyborg, kinda. Maybe she and I could go out for coffee or something.
I’m supposed to tag the next few victims:
Is That All You’ve Got?
Day Al-Mohamed
Outside Counsel
You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn’t I? Fucking Emo Kid.