I want Bill O’Reilly to notice my blog. There, I said it. I want him to mention my blog and the Communist Manifesto in the same breath. I want him to make outlandish comparisons of my readers to followers of [insert radical and discredited ideology here]. I want him to warn his dimwitted and paranoid Fox viewers that, second only to Markos at Daily Kos, I am the most dangerous blogger in America. Can you imagine the traffic that kind of buzz would generate for me? But you guys need to help me out. I need each of you to post, say, 5,000 comments each over the next few days. Under assumed names, of course. My blog won’t have that air of menacing influence if I’m only getting a few comments a week. I realize it’s a lot to ask, but I have every confidence that you guys will pull through for me.
Hey, over here. Look, look! Right here. Now that’s the ticket.
Bill O’Reilly’s got nothing on the 19th floor.
better to take as a personal goal: being the funniest blogger in the world. One has to be realistic in one’s expectations.
OkeeDokee….here it is:
MY comment….!!!!!
You are an obviously odious communist sympathizer. Minneapolis has always been full of sordid cross-dressers and wheel-chaired degenerates waving the hammer and sickle. It’s high time Bill O’Reilly shone a light on the modern-day Sodom and Gemorrah (And more Sodom than Gemorrah I might add). I have it on the highest authority that there are photos of you and Walter Mondale engaged in an unseemly tango involving substantial nudity and various relishes.
I had the misfortune to watch some of his stuff and I just can’t believe how misguided and just plain rude he is.