Jul 212008
Before I go any further, let me get one thing straight. I like my life just fine. In fact, things have turned out a lot better than I ever thought they could. Having said that, I’m also someone with an imagination. If I woke up tomorrow morning and discovered that my DNA had somehow patched itself and I was just another able-bodied dude, these are the five things I would want to do first:
- Eat a cherry. I choked on one of these as a kid and never touched them again.
- Learn to drive. It can’t be as complicated as it looks.
- Get a tan on both my front and back.
- Backpack alone across Europe.
- How to put this delicately. Rhymes with “faster rate”. Actually, this one might have to go to the top of the list.
Hmm. There has to be an answer to that one that doesn’t involve pigs flying.
Definitely above eating cherries 😉