My e-mail management technique over the years has left a lot to be desired. Ever since I completely switched over to Gmail, my inbox has gradually swollen in size because I was too lazy to do anything with all those e-mails that, for one reason or another, I wanted to preserve. My inbox’s clutter finally started to annoy me, so I spent a couple hours sorting and archiving 1,000+ messages. My inbox is now completely empty; a null void of nothingness. It’s actually a little unnerving.
As I was going through all those e-mails, I noticed that I had failed to respond to a few people. If you’re still waiting for a reply to that e-mail you sent me in 2006, you might want to send it again. My response time should significantly decrease, at least until my inbox starts filling up again.
You’d certainly better not have deleted OUR correspondence. One of us is going to be famous some day, and it would be a true shame if the other of us couldn’t profit off our mutual wittiness.