Dec 252009
Once again, Santa failed to deliver my Tricia Helfer look-alike robotic nurse with the strapless red dress (sold separately). And I tried so hard to be good this year. I’ll attempt to drown my disappointment in spiked eggnog and Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums. There’s always next year, I guess.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. Now get off the computer and go call your grandmother to thank her for that sweater.
Santa forgot my life-size Starbuck action figure, too! I suppose I’ll have to just wait for him to bring me the box set and just spend the entire long weekend watching her on my medium-sized TV screen.
It’s been a while since I’ve visited you. Apparently your constant mention of fishnet stockings has caused the filth filter at work to block you. I’ll have to keep up with you on my own time I guess.
Merry Christmas.
Grandma didn’t get me a sweater this year. I got one from my mother, who happens to be a Grandma, so I suppose you shouldn’t be scolded for your presumption.
Happy holidays to you too, Mark. You need to tell me what you want for Christmas before the actual day, you know. I had a Naomi Watts look-alike robotic nurse for you on back order, but since that’s not what you wanted, I’ll just cancel the order. Hope you like paisley ties.