Oh, hey, look, another Democratic presidential debate. 123 down, 176 to go. Do these debates even mean anything? As Jon Stewart said on the Daily Show, can’t they wrestle or something? Boooring!
I stayed at work late today and I was talking to a co-worker of mine, who asked me how my dating life was. Nonexistent, said I. Oh, she said, you should try [unnamed Internet dating service]. So I get home and figure, what the hell, I’ll take a look. I go to the site and it asks you to complete an extensive personality test that rivals the MMPI or Myers-Briggs in scope. I waste over half an hour on this stupid survey. Finally, I finish it and I’m ready to search for my true love. I click on “Search” and thirty seconds later, it tells me that it can’t find any matches. This leaves me to conclude either a) I’m too picky, b) I’m a complete loser, c) a stupid survey failed to capture my quirky brand of sex appeal, or d) a and b. My money is on d.
Ahh… I know that website. My roommate and I took the test last year for fun. Don’t worry — the “no matches” thing is a ploy to get you to officially join. You don’t REALLY suck. By the by, roomie and I both thought the personality profile was extremely accurate…until we compared results and realized it was basically the same profile. I’ll bet yours is not far from ours!
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