Jul 222010
Dear Antibiotics,
Look, I really appreciate all that you did in clearing up my pneumonia. You worked your magic, just like always. But I think it’s time for you to leave my system. Because I’d really like to eat something without my innards feeling like they’re incubating the chestburster from the Alien movies. I really don’t want to sound like an ungrateful jerk, but I get crabby when my tummy is upset. So how about packing up your stuff and I’ll call you a taxi. Maybe we can do this again someday. What? Sure, I’ll friend you on Facebook. As soon as you leave.
Sincerely,
Mark
Hi Mark,
I know this has probably been suggested already or you already know but… yogurt is great after you have been on antibiotics if you are able to eat it. The probiotics help restore your normal intestinal flora. Just make sure it has active cultures.
I hope you are feeling better soon.