Facial Hair

I’m thinking of copying Jon Stewart and growing a goatee. Well, not really, but I kind of wonder how it would look on me. When one is rockin’ the goatee, the result is either badass (à la Ming the Merciless) or creepy (à la Data in that one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation). I suspect mine would be the latter and several dull shades of gray to boot. I’d probably resemble that guy who’s always loitering outside outside the adult video store and smells like cheese. You know, that guy.