Aug 192010
In a strange twist of fate, I was recently offered a spot on my building’s board of directors. Considering that my troublemaking ways (namely, a booming home sound system) brought me before the board not too long ago, this is kind of like Ted Haggard getting appointed to the National Council on Wholesome Wholesomeness. America really is the land of second chances, isn’t it? Now I’ll finally have the pull necessary to make some much-needed improvements to the building, like installing Pringles dispensaries in the elevators and erecting a giant crane that can lift my chair up to the completely inaccessible pool area.
Ha ha, I’d like to hear the story of how you got called up before the board, you rebel, you.