Clash Of The Heathens

Now that Stephen Hawking has denied the role of God in the universe’s creation, he won’t be able to beg for divine intervention as I put him in a chokehold in the final moments of our zero-g deathmatch. I also thought up a new tagline for the TV promos advertising our match:

Two godless gimps will enter the ring. Only one will leave.

I’m also thinking we can do a sort of pre-match before the main event. Dig it: Hawking and I tag team a bunch of yeshiva students, Mormon missionaries, and Bible camp counselors. The pay-per-view numbers alone could be enormous.