Automaton

If Google can build a prototype car that drives itself, then they can damn well build me a robot nurse. What do you need to make this happen, Google? Money? My soul? You probably already have a working model tucked away in some closet in your Mountain View lair. How about just lending it to me and I’ll do all the beta testing? I’ll even sign a waiver indemnifying you against any claims in the event my robot nurse accidentally tears off one of my limbs or tosses me from the roof of my build in a fit of machine rage.