Dean’s Alignment Is Chaotic Good

This is so funny. An imaginative blogger has written an entry comparing the Democratic presidential candidates to Dungeons & Dragons characters. He says this about Kucinich:
If there’s one Democratic candidate who knows how many hit dice a Gelatinous Cube has, it’s Dennis Kucinich. You’ve gotta know that somewhere in the back of his one of his closets is a first-print copy of the Fiend Folio, pages stuck together with decade-old bong resin.
Obviously, he’s a Druid. You know, the whole Commune with Nature thing; he’s like a Vegan, sickly-pale Beastmaster. He doesn’t actually fight monsters; instead, he casts one of his many Summon Squirrels spells, shouting out, “O, my Friends of the Silver Forest! Come to me, O Woodland Creatures! Protect me from this fell beast!” You know, that kind of pansy shit.

The author fails to mention that Kucinich’s ears give a -2 hit to his Charisma stat..