Mar 192004
 

I forgot to mention that my new wheelchair was finally approved by Medical Assistance, after only a year of waiting. I even got to pick out the color: Midnight Blue. I’m gonna be one stylin’ gimp in my bitchin’ new ride. I actually met one guy at a work function who had tricked out his wheelchair with neon running lights and speakers on the back of the seat. He must have spent hundreds of dollars on customizations. It was like something out of The Fast and the Furious. You think you could make a movie about a bunch of badasses in souped-up wheelchairs, going around and robbing banks and blowing up cars that are illegally parked in disability spots? Maybe throw in a couple really hot sex scenes involving a Hoyer lift? Would it sell tickets or is it more of a direct-to-video concept?

  10 Responses to “New Wheels”

  1. Tricked out pink powerchair.

  2. Congrats on the new chair! V. v. exciting. What model is it?

  3. And the soundtrack to your movie would be your band, MC Cripple and the Gimp Posse…
    Platinum!!

  4. Hunter’s Custom autoshow was last weekend, complete with the “World Famous” Texas Bikini team and more rolling bling then you could shake your rhinestone-studded cellphone at. Any way, with so many of the cars there featuring mega systems and lowrider suspensions, I wonder what a power chair with hydraulics would look like. Combine that with some dual spinners on the wheels and you would be big pimpin’ indeed.

  5. I’d definitely pay money to see a hot sex scene involving a hoyer lift, but just once probably, so go direct-to-video.

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