Jun 042004
 

Got my hair cut last night. My hair is the kind that grows incredibly fast. It goes from “presentable” to “big-ass Jewfro” in a matter of a few weeks. But I have a sweet deal worked out with my stylist where she comes over to my place. The only bummer about getting a haircut is that we never seem to be able to fully contain the hair. Somehow, it gets into everything. My chair. My clothes. I’ve inhaled strands of hair into my trachea a couple times, which leaves me sounding like a cat coughing up a furball. And I’ll admit right now that I’m incredibly vain about my hair. Do you remember the scene in the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou? where George Clooney is startled awake from a sound sleep and the first thing he mutters is “My hair!” That is so me. it’s my only physical characteristic that I actually like and that’s why my bathroom is stocked with overpriced shampoo and frou-frou styling products.
My broadband connection mysteriously stopped working last night. After giving it some thought, I thought the problem might be related to one of the several splitters I had in the cable line to split the signal between my modem, my video card, and the television. And I was right, which means no more television on the computer. Not a big deal, but it was a nice convenience. I think I’ll still keep my appointment with the cable guy to check my signal strength.

  3 Responses to “The Hirsute Gimp”

  1. I’ve wanted to try the tv on the computer thing but this machine is slow enough already.
    When you get your hair cut, try a damp towel just under your chin and around the rest of your neck, above the trach. Have the stylist put the cape snugly over that. It’s worked for several of my patients and it should work for you.

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