Nov 202004
 

Holy crap! Target is selling anal massages for only $35.96! That’s a steal, trust me. My last anal massage set me back at least fifty bucks. But do I have to actually go to the store to get my massage, or will they deliver it to my home? And who actually does the massage? A matronly-looking Swedish woman or some sweaty ex-con named Buck?
I predict that someone in the Target IT department is going to get a pink slip in five…four…three…

  3 Responses to “Blue Light Special”

  1. Blue…er Red Light Special

    As Mark says pink slip in Target IT in four…three…two… for this

  2. purichee

    Five four three two one happy day today

  3. purichee

    Five four three two one happy day today

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