Straight Talk

Dear Media,
I am getting a little horrified with your coverage of the increasingly creepy Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes thing. There are many things in this mad, mad world that deserve media attention. This isn’t one of them. Put the cameras away; you’re only encouraging them. I know times are tough now that the Michael Jackson trial is over, but I can tell that even you’re not buying this spawn of Hollywood PR. Besides, you know what you really want to do is make long-form documentaries. So go clean yourself up and we’ll forget this ever happened.
Yours,
Mark