Pet Sounds

Well, that was weird. I was working on a blog entry when the power cut out for a few seconds. So, where was I? My sister was just here. She got a couple kittens recently and can’t stop declaring how cute they are. I’ve also learned that one cat has, and I quote, “a smelly butt.” It’s not that I don’t like cats. I’m indifferent to cats. Whenever a cat and I exchange glances, I get the distinct feeling it’s thinking, “The fuck you looking at?”
Dogs are a different matter. Dogs are the sycophants of the animal kingdom. Dogs aren’t happy unless you’re happy. I mean, when was the last time you saw a cat wearing a harness and opening doors for someone in a wheelchair? Yeah, me neither.