Jul 302005
To the guy who constructed a mathematical proof as to why you don’t have a girlfriend: the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you’re spending all your time at the computer constructing proofs about why you don’t have a girlfriend instead of dealing with the fact that you’re kind of an ass. Now get away from the computer, put on a clean shirt, and go meet some people. And quit being an ass.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Mark, Mark, Mark. So. What kind of shirt did you select? Susan
Well, he doesn’t understand. It’s much easier if he were to turn that proof around and discover that he doesn’t pass the “Must be physically attractive” muster, so that would eliminate him as being the solution to all women’s proofs.
I’ve never actually seen a picture of this guy, yet I’m certain this is the case. It’s nice that he sublimated his whining though. There’s no doubt that a year before he wrote that that he was vocally complaining that all hot women are awful and superficial because they won’t go out with guys like him.