Aug 252005
Wow, I think I’m going to need to hire a secretary to manage my social calendar. I’ve had something going on nearly every night for the last week or so. It’s like I traded places with someone who’s a lot more popular than me. Sooner or later, someone will realize the error and I’ll be back to spending my evenings trading instant messages with middle-aged men pretending to be thirty-something women with centerfold bodies and Ph.Ds in political economics.

THAT WAS YOU !?!?!?!?
Now Mark, I don’t think you can honestly say that you have a hopping social life unless you hang out regularly with hot lesbians. Just saying…
; )
Love to handle that calendar for you. That would be a dream job.