Jun 132010
 

As part her never-ending quest to completely take over the world, Oprah Winfrey is sponsoring a contest where people send in audition videos pitching concepts for TV shows. Zach, who happens to have cerebral palsy, has an idea for a travel show. The guy’s quite funny; perhaps he needs a sidekick to accompany him on his travels. He can go off with a camera crew to explore the local ruins or whatever while another crew trails me in the evenings as I survey the accessibility of the red light district and have compelling, thoughtful conversations with the natives. It sounds like just the sort of thing HBO would turn into a series.

Anyway, vote for Zach so he can get his own show and so I can get a free trip to Amsterdam.

Jun 122010
 

I’ve written before about the Canadian filmmaker who was working on a way to replace his prosthetic eye with a miniature video camera. He’s now completed a prototype and now his next goal is to wirelessly transmit the video to the Internet. I wonder if he’ll broadcast everything he sees; it could create some awkward moments for his spouse or significant other. I once read a science fiction story in which people lived hundreds of years and everyone had a little robotic insect hovering nearby to record every moment of their lives as a kind of memory aid. The author probably didn’t anticipate that such recording systems would eventually be built right into us. I’m already dreading the reality shows that will emerge with this technology.

Jun 112010
 

I’m off in a bit to see The New Pornographers in concert for what I think is the fourth time. A couple more shows and I might be eligible for a wink from Neko Case as a new inductee to the Official TNP Groupie Association. I’ve been listening to the band’s latest album, Together, and it’s just as hooky as their previous efforts, so I’m anticipating a good show.

Jun 102010
 

While most people only encounter debtors’ prisons in 19th century Victorian novels, the Star Tribune is running a disquieting report on people getting arrested for failing to pay court-ordered judgments that arise out of outstanding debts owed to creditors. Creditors and their collection agencies are becoming more aggressive in pursuing debtors, going so far as to seek arrest warrants for those who don’t pay court-ordered judgments. Those who are arrested usually spend less than a day in jail, but the costs of the arrest can sometimes outweigh the actual amount of the debt.

I sympathize with the notion that people should be held responsible for their debts, but it’s troubling to see law enforcement officers used this way for the benefit of private creditors. When I do occasional pro bono work for people in debt, I often get asked if they will get sent to jail if they don’t pay a certain creditor. Most of my clients are on public benefits and protected from garnishment, so that’s unlikely, but I also tell them to inform me immediately if they receive court papers. Responding directly to a court summons is always preferable to ignoring it, but most people in financial trouble don’t have an attorney to whom they can turn for advice.

Jun 092010
 

The World Cup starts in a couple days and I might actually watch a few matches. Most major sporting events elicit little more than a shrug from me, but I still have fond memories of the excitement around our house when Germany won the Cup back in ’90 (my mom and most of her family are native Germans). I don’t pretend to understand soccer’s finer points, but that won’t stop the games from looking awesome on my HD television. Do any of my U.K. readers want to make a friendly wager on the England-U.S.A. match?

Jun 082010
 

Redline Science Fiction, an on-line science fiction magazine, is inviting story submissions for a contest called Towards an Accessible Future. The concept behind the contest is to encourage stories that portray disability ” as a simple fact, not as something to be overcome or something to explain why a character is evil.” The winning story will appear in the September issue and the author will receive a $300 prize. The deadline is August 15th.

It’s an interesting idea, but I’m not sure what the contest sponsors hope to prove. There’s no reason why good science fiction can’t be written featuring characters with disabilities. But it should be in the service of a good story. Everything that happens within a story is “a simple fact,” whether it’s the character’s disability or a spaceship crashing into the desert. This contest seems to undermine its own ideal by requiring that disability be portrayed in a certain light. Why can’t I write about a disabled character who’s a misanthropic, philandering badass with a touch of narcissism? As long as the story is good and the characters believable, does it matter?

Hey, I think I have an idea.

Thanks to io9 for the link.

Jun 072010
 

My iPhone 3GS, all cutting-edge shiny less than a year ago, is now heading over the cliff of obsolescence. The iPhone 4‘s sturdy-looking veneer is appealing and I’m sure my, er, foreign film collection would look fabulous on its high-res screen, but I don’t feel compelled to join the fanboy stampede for an upgrade. I don’t have much use for video chat (although it’s worth noting that sign language is featured prominently in this iPhone 4 promotional video) and my current model already does everything I need and several things that I don’t. I’ll probably wait until my contract is up, at which time the iPhone 5 should be available. And it better have a mind control interface or else I’m crossing over to the Android side of the fence. It’s not like Apple hasn’t already invented it. I have it on good authority that Steve Jobs uses his to Force-choke his minions when they displease him.

Jun 062010
 

I was catching up on back episodes of Stargate Universe last night (another show that is quickly climbing my must-see list) and one of them featured a character with a disability. Sorta. The plot involves a scientist with quadriplegia who trades bodies with a woman who is stranded on a spaceship in a completely different galaxy because the scientist’s expertise is needed to repair the ship. The casting call for this episode caused a bit of controversy at the time and I was rather dismissive of the whole idea. But after viewing the final cut, I can’t find much to criticize. Sure, the conceit of swapping bodies has always been one of science fiction’s hokiest tropes, but the writers seem to have given some thought on what it would be like to adapt to their temporary host bodies. The scientist relishes her physical ability, but she isn’t overcome with self-pity when the time comes to return to her own body. And the woman from the ship pays a visit to her partner on Earth, who gets a lesson in accommodating disability as part of a relationship.

The scientist also tries to initiate a sexual encounter while in her temporary body (referring to it as a “once-in-a-lifetime chance”), but she gets turned down. I can’t really fault the writers for throwing this in. If I’m honest with myself, I’d probably try the same thing. But the episode doesn’t descend into cheap wish fulfillment, which might be a response to the criticism levied at the show last year. I wouldn’t want to see this as a recurring plot thread, but it was a solid effort at treating disability with a matter-of-factness that isn’t often seen in television.

Jun 052010
 

The editors at gaming site Kotaku seem pretty impressed with video of a gamer with a disability playing Modern Warfare 2 quite skillfully even though his fingers are paralyzed. His ability to use a standard game controller despite his limited range of motion is commendable, but I’m not sure it warrants this gushy remark from the editor:

Faced with a similar setback I honestly wonder if I would have it in me to do the same. But Iain’s resolve to continue enjoying all the things in life that have made him happy, before and after his accident, is as touching as it is admirable.

I play World of Warcraft with my head and a twitching thumb, but I don’t expect anyone to get all misty-eyed about it. At least, not until my priest hits level 80. I might have a little cry myself when that happens.

Jun 042010
 

For your Friday evening viewing pleasure, here’s the video for Broken Bells’ “Ghost Inside.” It’s got spaceships, an exotic alien world, and the gorgeous Christina Hendricks (Mad Men) as a cash-deprived android determined to take a vacation. I want to see the feature-length version of this video, which undoubtedly has a pivotal scene in which Ms. Hendricks battles alien bounty hunters who ambush her just as she’s emerging from the shower. And if such a feature doesn’t exist, I’m damn well writing it myself.

Thanks to Joe for the link.