May 242010
 

I’m not sure if I have any readers in Singapore, but in case I do:
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I will totally make it worth your while if you can get me any of the exotically-flavored Pringles pictured above. From left to right, they are Seaweed, Soft-Shell Crab, and Grilled Shrimp. I didn’t know these flavors even existed ten minutes ago, but now I am filled with overwhelming desire to try at least one of these flavors before I die. For some reason, I find the soft pink of the shrimp Pringles can especially alluring.

Make it happen, people.

May 232010
 

I’m not even going to attempt a guess at how Lost will end tonight because a) I’d probably be wrong and b) I don’t want to raise my expectations only to have them dashed in the finale’s closing minutes. The far-from-satisfying Battlestar Galactica finale is still fresh in my memory and I’m hoping the Lost writers can do better, but the current season’s meandering plot has me prepared for an ending full of ambiguity and unanswered questions. And perhaps that’s the point. The show has sometimes been obtuse, but it’s never tried to beat viewers over the head with obvious and simple metaphors. Instead, it’s preferred to let us assign our own meaning to things. And so even when I’ve been frustrated with the show’s slow pace, it’s always been interesting to watch.

I’m going to miss Lost when it’s gone, but my TiVo will still have plenty to keep its hard drive spinning: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, True Blood, and Fringe. Especially Fringe. That show has quickly matured into the best science fiction drama on television with a tremendously fun story about parallel universes. I just hope the Fringe writers have a plan for keeping the story moving forward.

May 222010
 

Ask Metafilter, sister site to the always interesting Metafilter, is one of my favorite sites to peruse when I’m idly surfing. Anyone can ask a question on any topic and other community members will respond with smart, thoughtful answers and opinions. I’ve asked a few questions there myself and I’ve always been impressed with the community’s knowledge and insight. MeFites (as members of the community refer to each other) may have had their finest hour a few days ago when one member posted a question requesting help for a couple friends recently arrived from Russia who may been about to become victims of human trafficking. Within hours, the community mobilized to find resources that could help these women; one Mefiite even went so far as to meet the women when they got off the bus in New York and keep them out of harm’s way. The whole thread makes for gripping reading and is worth checking out. It’s a great illustration of how the Internet can be a force for good and not just a giant repository of porn and cat videos.

May 212010
 

The Empire Strikes Back, one of the bestest movies ever, was released thirty years ago today. That made me about six when my dad took me to see it, which now seems like an impossibly long time ago. For my money, the battle on Hoth remains the gold standard in science fiction action sequences. What it lacks in fancy CGI it more than makes up in the sheer awesomeness of giant dinosaurish-looking tanks shooting lasers. The lightsaber battle between Luke and Vader ranks a close second.

I didn’t fully appreciate how great this movie was until my twenties, but it now resides in a high place of honor in my personal pop culture canon. I may have to watch it again this weekend to commemorate the occasion.

May 202010
 

A team of scientists have successfully implanted a synthetic genome into a bacterial organism, creating the first synthetic life form. Start buying your surgical masks now because the first rogue superplague should make its debut in the next 12-18 months.

Seriously, this is a major advance, but I’m not sure we’ll be seeing smart vaccines or petroleum-devouring bugs any time soon. It usually takes several years for the gee-whiz laboratory innovations to make their way into the commercial market. But I’m sure the cable news outlets will, over the next few days, gleefully explore how this technology will turn the entire planet into a ball of gray goo.

May 182010
 

News outlets are reporting that Tea Party candidate Rand Paul beat out the establishment Republican candidate in the Kentucky GOP Senate primary. Paul is the son of Texas Representative Ron Paul, who made a brief run for the White House back in 2008. Paul Jr. seems to have inherited his father’s dim view of civil rights legislation, as evidenced in these comments he made in opposition to the Americans with Disabilities Act:

You know a lot of things on employment ought to be done locally. You know, people finding out right or wrong locally. You know, some of the things, for example we can come up with common sense solutions — like for example if you have a three story building and you have someone apply for a job, you get them a job on the first floor if they’re in a wheelchair as supposed to making the person who owns the business put an elevator in, you know what I mean? So things like that aren’t fair to the business owner.

Paul’s Tea Party vision of America would require people with disabilities to depend on the good graces of others to determine whether they will be accommodated. Of course, the whole premise of civil rights legislation is that the oppressed group cannot reliably depend on the good graces of a frequently indifferent or hostile majority.

Paul and his ilk are deeply fond of portraying themselves as defenders of liberty, but theirs seems to be an exclusive brand of liberty that leaves out s many of the ordinary people they claim to represent. It’s just the kind of mentality that deserves to be called elitist.

May 172010
 

This eerily beautiful bit of tornado porn was recorded by a couple sitting in their car as a twister forms in front of them. It looks way too much like some nightmares I’ve had. But the video’s ominous imagery is somewhat offset by the comically frantic exchange between the increasingly freaked-out woman and the forcibly calm dude. I like to think that, in a situation like this, I’d be Mr. Calm Dude, but only after a mighty struggle with my inner hysteric.

May 162010
 

May is the month in which we Minneapolitans fall in love with our city all over again. The days grow longer, the sun is warm on your face, and the world is a pageantry of green. I followed my favorite walking path earlier today: over the Stone Arch Bridge, across Nicollet Island, and then along the river towards the mill ruins. It was like rediscovering a forgotten room in your house.

May 152010
 

M. Butterfly is loosely based on the true story of a French diplomat who became involved with a male Chinese opera star and was eventually convicted of spying for the Chinese. The Guthrie production presents the narrative in a series of flashbacks as told by former diplomat Rene Gallimard as he wastes away in a French prison. He summons for the audience his memories of his time as a junior officer stationed at the French embassy in Beijing. We observe his budding infatuation for Song, a Chinese opera star who plays the lead role in a production of Puccini’s Madame Butterfly. They eventually form a relationship, but Gallamard somehow never realizes that Song is a man. He also fails to recognize that Song is manipulating him into passing secrets to the Chinese government.

The play is a funny and insightful study of romantic love and the extent to which we will sometimes lie to ourselves and others in order to protect our idealized image of a lover. The cast is uniformly great, but Randy Reyes deserves special mention for his portrayal of Song. He’s been in several Guthrie productions, but here he finally brings his wit and wry delivery to a leading role. The scene in which Song finally reveals his true identity to Gallimard is one of the most intense and well-executed I’ve seen at the Guthrie.

As an aside, I heard several older ladies gasp at the full frontal male nudity, so keep that in mind when deciding to take your grandmother to this production.