Jul 112009
 

I’m so bummed that I don’t live near Trafalgar Square and therefore can’t participate in the One & Other project. One & Other is a public art exhibit that invites people to sign up for an hour to occupy the top of the Fourth Plinth, an empty space typically reserved for commissioned statues. I would totally make the perfect living statue, don’t you think? I have the whole not moving thing down cold.

For those wheelchair users who are considering signing up for a slot on the Plinth, the organizers have assured that it is fully accessible. You can also watch streaming video of the project here.

Jul 102009
 

Susannah Breslin, a writer and blogger who did much to bring attention to The 19th Floor back when I was still a fresh-faced n00b in the blogosphere, has a great interview up on BoingBoing with Sarah Scott, who blogs about life with a spinal cord injury. Here’s a snip from the interview:

SB: Why do you blog?

SS: I started blogging for a few reasons. I was desperately lonely and going through all these sort of insane experiences that no one could understand, and I was desperate to be able to explain them in such a way that people would be able to understand without reverting to all the chair stereotypes that I was just a bitter, mean, crazy person now. There were a lot of people in my life that didn’t make the transition to be able to see me first and the chair second, and it was heartbreaking. I thought online I could control things in such a way that people would see me again. In the beginning, it was very much about control.

As things have evolved, I started to ease up on that obsessive level of control and start showing the darkness too. It turned out to be hugely therapeutic for me, and I hope that it humanized me for a lot of people as well. More than anything, I want people to see me as a person and not as an object of pity or otherwise. My story is really about grief and catastrophic change, and I think most people at one time or another in their lives can relate to that.

Sarah’s blog, mayday productions, contains some lovely examples of her photography as well as some sharp and honest writing about coping with the clueless and the cruel. I’ve added Sarah’s blog to my feed list and I look forward to reading her on a regular basis. And big kudos to Susannah for continuing efforts to bring attention to the work of bloggers with disabilities.

Jul 092009
 

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror the other and noticed that I have this furrow between my eyebrows. I’m calling it the “WTF” wrinkle because it makes me look like I’m in a perpetual state of irritated puzzlement. My life is fairly uncomplicated, which leaves me wondering how I ended up with worry lines at age 35. Perhaps it’s the cumulative effects of the radiation from my computer monitor. It can’t be because I’m getting old, can it? Maybe it will go away if I make a conscious effort to keep my eyebrows raised all day starting now.

Jul 082009
 

About ten years ago, I contemplated a move to California. I had a possible job lead and I liked the idea of never experiencing subzero windchills ever again. But now that California has revealed itself to be a political and economic basket case, I’m kind of glad I stayed away. The state’s budget woes are hitting people with disabilities hard, prompting protests and sit-ins. I’m no fan of my governor, but at least he’s not suggesting that my nurses and I get fingerprinted as a fraud mitigation measure.

California doesn’t have a fraud problem. It has a structural deficit problem. Minnesota is in a similar boat and is only one more anti-tax governor away from having to issue its own I.O.U.s.

Thanks to Scott for the tip.

Jul 072009
 

Computers are still too complicated. I just helped one of my nurses remove a nasty and tenacious bit of spyware, but only after several scans with an antispyware program. It finally fled the scene, but there’s no way my nurse could have identified those pop-up messages as spyware and downloaded the appropriate removal software without my intervention. Windows didn’t provide any helpful dialog box telling her “Hey, this is spyware and here’s how you remove it.” More importantly, her web browser allowed her to click on the link that downloaded the spyware in the first place. I’m certainly not expecting Windows (Vista, in this case) to have air-tight security, but it should spend less time freaking out when a new program is installed and more time focusing on real security threats.

Computers are great at scaling up to a user’s sophistication, but they still suck hard when it comes to holding the hands of users who don’t have the time or the inclination to become sophisticated.

Jul 062009
 

My e-mail management technique over the years has left a lot to be desired. Ever since I completely switched over to Gmail, my inbox has gradually swollen in size because I was too lazy to do anything with all those e-mails that, for one reason or another, I wanted to preserve. My inbox’s clutter finally started to annoy me, so I spent a couple hours sorting and archiving 1,000+ messages. My inbox is now completely empty; a null void of nothingness. It’s actually a little unnerving.

As I was going through all those e-mails, I noticed that I had failed to respond to a few people. If you’re still waiting for a reply to that e-mail you sent me in 2006, you might want to send it again. My response time should significantly decrease, at least until my inbox starts filling up again.

Jul 052009
 

Not sure where today went. I started out by writing a whole page (that regular writing schedule still eludes me), followed by an afternoon with some of the comics that have accumulated in my to-be-read pile (incidentally, Incognito is a raucous, grim take on the pulpy serials of yore), and then scanned the day’s news (Nick Carr’s NYT article on the historical quirkiness of Minnesota politics is worth checking out). Now it’s going on 9:00 p.m. I need to get to work on that side-project again: the one where I add more hours to the day.

Jul 042009
 

You wouldn’t know it today, but St. Paul used to be a hotbed of criminal activity during the Depression. Ma Barker spent some time hiding out in St. Paul, as did Machine Gun Kelly. And John Dillinger, the infamous bank robber and subject of Michael Mann’s latest film Public Enemies, also made St. Paul his home for a brief while. The movie makes no mention of Dillinger’s sojourn in Minnesota, but it does follow his trail of mayhem through Indiana, Chicago, and Wisconsin. Mann has always been fascinated with dangerous men and their dangerous business; Public Enemies is no different. Johnny Depp inhabits Dillinger’s character with a retro mixture of charm and malice that hearkens back to the early days of Hollywood. The movie even draws a sly comparison between Depp and past leading men in a scene set inside a darkened cinema.

This being a Michael Mann movie, there’s gunplay. Lots of gunplay. The shoot-out scenes here are carefully orchestrated and stretch on for several tense minutes, surpassing that climactic gunfight in Heat. The whole notion of bad guys in trench coats and fedoras wielding tommy guns and making their getaways in lumbering Fords is cliched, but Mann makes it work. Christian Bale is great as the G-man determined to catch Dillinger while French actress Marion Cotillard play’s Dillinger’s resilient moll. Mann knows that we’ve seen this all before, but it’s still compelling stuff.

Jul 032009
 

I’m not sure what Sarah Palin hopes to accomplish by resigning as governor. The two biggest knacks against her during the election were that she couldn’t be taken seriously and she had a penchant for stirring up angry crowds. The demagoguery might still work for her (Republicans are still pretty pissed about the general state of affairs), but I’m not sure how resigning elected office burnishes her still-shaky credentials. Perhaps she just needs more time to squeeze in all that reading she does.

Jul 022009
 

This is what you get when you fuse narcissism with technology:

It won’t be long before I’m producing and starring in a whole series of avant garde amateur videos featuring women in fishnet stockings reciting Victorian poetry while giving me hot-oil massages.