Mar 132009
 

I rode down the elevator this morning with an elderly woman who was chatting amiably with my nurse about how she tutors grade-school kids in basic arithmetic. “It’s so important to know your numbers,” she said. As I’m backing out of the elevator, she looked at me, smiled, and said, “Do you know your numbers?”

Le sigh. Put me in an elevator with some random old lady and there’s a better-than-even chance I’ll emerge a couple minutes later with blog material. Kind of like how the odds for rain improve after you wash your car. I think I replied with something along the lines of “I sure hope so.” I’m not terribly clever early in the morning. I should have said, “Lady, I went to law school so I wouldn’t have to know my numbers.”

Mar 122009
 

I still get a lot of use out of my aging iPod, but it’s always bothered me that I can’t control it without someone else’s assistance. That may change if a new type of interface that measures facial movements gains widespread acceptance. According to the designers, the device–which looks like a pair of earbuds–can translate a raised eyebrow or a nose into specific commands for the attached device. For example, a smile could turn up the volume; a frown would lower the volume.

This would work great for me, as I can contort my face like a champ. But I imagine it could lead to some awkward moments:

“Uh, no, ma’am, I was not winking at you. I was just trying to find that great M.I.A. remix I downloaded to my iPod last night.”

Mar 112009
 

Okay, this will be my last link to a NY Times story for the week. It’s a short essay by a husband describing how he and his wife found ways to cope after she became a paraplegic in a car accident. He writes frankly about the challenges they both faced in the ensuing years, but his tone isn’t one of self-pity. Instead, he’s confident and defiant. He writes:

We’ve rolled up and down the hills of Tuscany, squeezed into pubs in Ireland, explored narrow streets in Paris and Rome, gone to Red Sox games, had coffee in the sunshine in San Francisco, Portland, Chicago and Miami. And we’ve learned that alongside great loss we can still have a great life. We want it so badly, and we love it so much.

I’m not in a relationship at the moment, but if I should ever be so lucky, I hope my partner and I are as adventurous and unyielding as this couple.

Mar 102009
 

You might recall that I recently praised the NY Times for its great blogs. I need to qualify that praise after reading an entry in today’s Freakonomics blog taking issue with the “unintended consequences” of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Stephen Dubner writes about a verdict in a recent ADA lawsuit where a physician had to pay damages to a deaf patient for failing to provide a sign language interpreter. Dubner quotes details of the case from an obviously biased website that advocates for physicians. Dubner’s source bemoans the fact that interpreters are expensive and defends the physician for communicating with the patient via written notes. Fortunately, a little Googling unearths a more impartial recounting of the facts behind the case.

Dubner goes on to say that physicians will be less likely to serve patients with disabilities because of trial verdicts like this one, “[i]n which case a law designed to prevent discrimination will, yes, encourage discrimination.” It’s an argument I’ve heard before and it’s a cop-out; a weak excuse for softening laws like the ADA. The ADA is unique among federal civil rights laws in that it places affirmative duties on businesses both large and small. It’s not enough to simply be well-meaning; the business owner sometimes has to make reasonable accommodations for a customer or client. But this obligation is not without limit. Businesses don’t have to provide accommodations that would place an undue hardship on the business. What constitutes an undue hardship? That’s why we have juries.

Dubner wants to frame big jury verdicts as exacting an unintended “price of disability law”. But in the cases he cites, the law worked as it was supposed to. Civil rights laws without enforcement mechanisms are only so much happy talk. Physicians who refuse to see patients with disabilities are only creating more business for other physicians who rightly see accommodations as just another cost of doing business.

The only thing more troubling than Dubner’s post were the reader comments, which are illustrative of why we need laws like the ADA.

Mar 092009
 

David Gibbs III, a lawyer who fervently opposes gay marriage, puts a decidedly futuristic spin on the tired slippery slope argument. Money quote:

(Gibbs) told rally participants gay marriage would “open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina.

“Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?” Gibbs asked. “Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots.”

Two thoughts. First, never be impressed when someone tells you he or she is an attorney. As the above amply demonstrates, anyone can get into law school.

Second, why is this man trying to stand between me and my dreams? As long as me and my future robot girlfriend (who will bear a striking resemblance to Summer Glau) are committed to each other–and she doesn’t go on homicidal rampage as a result of a faulty microprocessor–who is this guy to pass judgment on our happiness?

Mar 082009
 

If you’re looking for more evidence that the geeks are taking over the national discourse, the Times is now running a weekly bestseller list for graphic novels and manga in its ArtBeats blog. I give it another 9-12 months before we start seeing lists in the Times for the most watched streaming videos and bestselling e-books. And now I have another resource to fuel my only slightly out-of-control comic book purchasing habit.

Incidentally, the Times’ blogs are becoming must-reads for me. Blogs like The Caucus (politics), Bits (technology), and Economix (economics with a practical twist) provide great supplements to the regular articles and links to other points of interest on the Web; exactly what good blogs should do. Plenty of newspapers, including the Times, are struggling to survive, but the Times seems to have a better grasp on how to use the medium of the Web to develop content (like this photo profile of Obama’s staff) that would be much more static and uninteresting in a traditional newspaper.

Mar 072009
 

Set in an alternate 1985 where Richard Nixon is still president, the United States emerged victorious in Vietnam, and “costumed adventurers” are part of the fabric of everyday society, Watchmen examines the lives of several deeply flawed characters who have hung up their Spandex after a federal law banning masked vigilantes forced them to retire. The movie is largely faithful to the comic book, with the exception of a significantly altered ending.

The movie gets a lot of things right. The ambiance of a slightly warped 80s America, Jackie Earle Haley as the sociopath Rorschach, the omnipotent Dr. Manhattan’s skewed sense of time. But some of a acting felt stilted, although that might be a function of the source material. Comic book dialogue can have a certain exaggerated style that can sound a little silly when spoken aloud. And I’m still waiting for the day when we get a comic book movie with a strong female lead, a female lead who can do more than kick a little ass and give one of the male leads a good lay.

Mar 062009
 

My friend Allie didn’t care for Watchmen. I’ll try to post some thoughts on it this weekend. In the meantime, this re-imagining of the seminal comic as a Saturday morning cartoon–complete with a goofy Rorschach–is clever and amusing. 

In other news from the Department of Things that Make Me Proclaim “Dude!”, here’s the latest trailer from the forthcoming Terminator movie. Three words. Killer. Robot. Motorcycles.

Mar 052009
 

A British man has had some semblance of his vision restored after having a bionic eye surgically implanted. He can see the white lines on a road and sort his socks. This particular type of bionic eye only works on people with certain degenerative retinal diseases, but early results are promising.

Once I get my brain implant, I’m going to find other people with implants and bionic parts and we’ll form a team of crime-fighting superheroes. I’ll call myself Gray Matter: mild-mannered bureaucrat by day, masked avenging nerd by night.

Mar 042009
 

The Republican Party has opted to skip the civil war so many observers have been predicting and instead has chosen a suicide pact. And they’re not even going out in a blaze of glory. Instead, they’re shuffling to form a line in front of a snarling, odious little man who is more than happy to put a bullet into the head of every groveling one of them. During the election, they tried so hard to portray Democrats as a hapless bunch of ideologues in thrall to a leader with no experience. And now, they’re scratching their heads and trying to figure out how they let themselves be turned into human sacrifices for Limbaugh’s ambition and narcissism.

They should have realized the wheels were coming off when their newly elected chairman said that the party needs to “uptick [its] image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”