Theatre de la Jeune Lune, one of Minneapolis’ most respected regional theater companies, has announced that it’s shutting down and selling its Warehouse District building to pay off creditors. It’s a significant blow to the area arts scene. Jeune Lune had a reputation for producing bold, unconventional works that challenged audiences without intimidating them. I’m now kicking myself for not patronizing it more frequently. I really must make more of an effort to check out the smaller theaters around here that aren’t named “Guthrie”.
Here’s something I learned last night. Even if one has good intentions and tries to get some writing done after midnight, one isn’t going to accomplish much if one keeps falling asleep in front of his computer screen. And every time I began to doze off, my ventilator would start alarming, jolting me awake. I need to somehow program it to distinguish between “My master’s tube is disconnected and I must call for help!” and “My master is sleeping with his mouth open and is in no immediate danger.”
Summer has finally arrived in Minneapolis. I’m looking out my window at a cloudless evening sky, all pale blues and soft golds. A friend of mine is throwing a solstice party tomorrow and I’m trying to figure out how to gently tell my nurse that she can wait in the van once the naked dancing around the bonfire begins.
And if you’re looking for something to cleanse your palate after visiting my scruffy corner of the Web, check out The Big Picture. It features gorgeous photography based on the news of the day.
The Justice Department has published proposed rules that update the access standards of the Americans with Disabilities Act. The new rules address the number of disability seats in theaters, access to auditorium stages, definitions of service animals (monkeys need not apply), the proper placement of light switches in hotel rooms, and much more. The Chamber of Commerce is not a big fan of these rules, arguing that they impose costly burdens on businesses. But opponents of these rules miss a larger point. The business community has had a decade and a half to comply with both the letter and spirit of the ADA, but their collective foot-dragging and apathy has forced the feds’ hand. While the new rules might seem ponderous to some, they represent a concerted effort to compel both businesses and local governments to get serious about accessibility.
Kids, if you want an interesting career that will make you the life of any dinner party, get an advanced degree in bioethics. Everyone will want your opinion on news stories like the one about a Canadian physician who is refusing to treat an 84-year-old man in the intensive care unit. The physician is defying a court order to continue treating the man, claiming that any intervention would constitute a breach of his oath to do no harm.
The tension between courts and physicians in end-of-life decisions is something I find interesting. We rely on physicians’ expertise and judgment when deciding on courses of treatment. But we give a court of law the ability to substitute its judgment when the physician makes a decision contrary to the family’s wishes, especially when that decision might lead to the patient’s death. We’re comfortable when physicians take measures to prolong life, but everyone lawyers up when the physician and family disagree about the futility of treatment. It begs the question of how much deference we are really willing to give physicians.
Attention nerds: the final version of the Firefox 3 browser is now available for download. I’ve been test-driving it for the last hour and I’m impressed with what I see. Page-loading is noticeably punchier and the address bar (or the “Awesome Bar”, as some are calling it) is now much more useful; it does a pretty good job of predicting where you want to go based on what you’ve typed. Most of my extensions seem to be working (I can’t live without ScribeFire) and everything seems quite polished. If you want to be like the rest of the kool kids, download it now.
Earlier today, one of my nurses asked me if I had instructions in my living will regarding life-saving measures. I told him that that there were no specific instructions and that I’d appreciate any efforts to revive me. He paused and then asked me, “Can I have your iPod if something happens to you?”
He knows something; I can tell. After years of suffering under my petty tyranny, my nurses are planning their long-overdue uprising. I’m sleeping with one eye open from now on.
Yesterday, I was walking home from a movie with a friend when we passed a middle-aged couple having a smoke on the sidewalk. The woman gives me a startled look and turns to her companion. “Man, count your fuckin’ blessings,” she said.
Mark Siegel: making perfect strangers feel better about their circumstances since 1973.
This quote from a recent JK Rowling commencement speech at Harvard is lovely:
You might think that I chose my second theme, the importance of imagination, because of the part it played in rebuilding my life, but that is not wholly so. Though I will defend the value of bedtime stories to my last gasp, I have learned to value imagination in a much broader sense. Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power that enables us to empathise with humans whose experiences we have never shared.
The world would probably be a better place if we tended the gardens of our imaginations a little more frequently. But as Rowling said, our capacity to imagine is also one of our saving graces. Our imaginations give us glimpses into the foggy realm of the possible, even while our more rational selves fold their arms and shake their heads disapprovingly.
A freak show is coming to Minnesota, featuring a woman with one leg and a little person who eats broken glass. Amateurs. Put me on a stage with a blender, a bowl of live cockroaches, and my feeding tube. That ought to sell some tickets.
