Apr 032008
 

My employer recently implemented a web-based tool to access work e-mail and documents. It comes in handy for those times when I’m out of the office for all-day meetings and I need to check my inbox when I get home. But it will also be one of those things that I’ll compulsively access. When I had a BlackBerry, my compulsive tendencies were held in check by the fact that I needed someone’s assistance to use it. But now that I can access work from this computer, I can send all the late-night e-mails I want, thus confirming my co-workers’ long-held suspicions that I do not in fact have a life.

Apr 022008
 

The Twin Cities may not have the San Francisco’s hipster sheen, but we certainly hold our own when it comes to the technological sophistication of our populace. Which might explain why Comcast has chosen us as the first market to roll out its next-generation Internet service. Starting tomorrow, you can download Usenet porn and Bittorrent movies at blazing 50 Mbps speeds for the not-so-reasonable price of $150 per month. While the idea of near-instant access to porn has a certain appeal, I won’t be busting my budget for the privilege. I’m not sure what kind of customers Comcast hopes to attract with this offering. Gamers are the ones most likely to lust after a speed boost, but I thought most gamers were unemployed or still in high school.

I kid, I kid.

Mar 312008
 

If I had known Minneapolis was going to get hit with a blizzard today, I would have extended my stay in DC. The weather wasn’t great there, but at least I didn’t have to contend with snow drifts. Not to mention the surly, drunken Twins fans on the train ride home.

I also managed to buy myself a big bowl of hassle by attempting to fly with an expired photo ID. My forgetfulness earned me some additional scrutiny from the airport security staff. My irritation with the ridiculously extensive search of my body and wheelchair was commingled with some pity for the poor TSA flunkie who got stuck working me over. He had clearly never encountered anyone like me before. “Can you lean forward?” No. “Can you stand up?” No. “Can you raise your arms?” No. I wanted to show him I could wiggle my ears, just because I felt I had something to prove.

Mar 282008
 

I’m going to take some pictures of my wheelchair so I have hard proof that my wheelchair was fully intact before I got on the airplane. Is it really that difficult to design an plane that can accommodate a wheelchair or two? I used to be more nonchalant about air travel, but that was before I discovered that Northwest Airlines is fully capable of forgetting to load a wheelchair into the baggage compartment.

While I’m gone, you can get your daily blogging fix from Andrew Sullivan’s Daily Dish. For a self-professed conservative, he’s awfully fond of Obama. Or you could finally do those chores you’ve been putting off. The garbage disposal isn’t going to unclog itself.

Mar 272008
 

This week, the City Pages writes what I already knew: the Current just isn’t cool anymore. The article mentions that the station brought in “consultants” to improve its sagging ratings. Which is another way of saying that the format was blanderized and homogenized to appeal to the suburban types who are looking for something slightly edgier than classic rock, but who freak out a little when they hear a song that wasn’t played the day before. The Current was an interesting experiment: could a truly free-form radio station attract listeners who have grown accustomed to the prepackaged, market-tested sameness of commercial radio. The answer seems to be a resounding “no”.

I like the Current DJs enough to keep listening from time to time and it’s fine as acoustic wallpaper, but I’m going to look elsewhere for my fix of musical eclecticism. Radio K and KCRW are good alternatives that I need to sample more. Others?

Mar 262008
 

I won’t be blogging this coming weekend because I’ll be encamped in Washington DC for a two-day meeting that I’m attending as part of my duties as board president of a local non-profit. Unlike the last time I was there, I probably won’t get a chance to do photo ops with senators and other dignitaries. I’m a little disappointed that I won’t have more free time as I’d like to pay visits to the Supreme Court and FDR Memorial. However, I’m reasonably confident I’ll make future visits.

Mar 252008
 

Writers of noir fiction always run the risk of self-parody. The conventions of noir–the tough-as-nails private eye, the femme fatale, the hardboiled prose–have been rehashed and recycled so many times that it seems nearly impossible to wring anything original and compelling out of the genre. But Phillip Kerr manages to do just that in his Berlin Noir trilogy. Kerr’s conceit is to choose one of the most noir settings imaginable: Berlin during the rise and fall of the Third Reich. After all, the corruption and violence of the Nazi regime provides an ideal milieu to explore the darker side of human nature. Bernie Gunther, the protagonist of the loosely connected novels that make up Berlin Noir, is a struggling private detective with no great love for the Nazis, but is resigned to living under their tyranny. The best he can hope for is to scratch out a living for himself and survive whatever fate lies in store for Germany and her mad rulers.

Gunther can ill-afford to turn down a case and he finds himself investigating murders and extortion rackets that bring him uncomfortably close to the thuggish despots he so despises. Kerr’s historical research is deftly incorporated into the stories, making Gunther’s encounters with figures like Heinrich Himmler all the more disquieting. Some of Kerr’s plot devices are a bit clumsy in their convenience, but his vivid writing makes such sins easily forgivable. And one you read this book, you’ll never look at a wine press in the same way again.

Mar 242008
 

I’m looking for recommendations on a bookshelf stereo system that can accommodate my iPod. It needs to have an FM radio so I can listen to MPR while I get ready in the morning. I don’t care about an alarm clock or CD player. This Sony looks like it might fit the bill, but I’m still in the product research phase.

Mar 232008
 
The municipal Wi-Fi craze that spurred cities to make ambitious plans for creating far-reaching wireless networks appears to be sputtering, according to the Times. Major Internet providers like Earthlink are pulling out of municipal projects, leaving many networks unfinished or left on the drawing board. The article does point to Minneapolis as one of the few remaining bright spots on the municipal Wi-Fi landscape. Here, construction on the network is nearly complete (some dead zones must still be filled in) and ten thousand people have signed up for wireless service.

The Times article paints a downcast picture for municipal wireless, but this a bump in the road. Minneapolis’ network and the public-private partnership behind it could become a model for other cities looking to provide affordable broadband to their residents. Once our current economic doldrums have passed, we’ll see renewed interest in making broadband affordable to everyone, just like any other public utility.