Aug 082006
 

I’ll be keeping an eye on the returns from the Connecticut Senate primary tonight.  If Lieberman does lose, he will have been defeated by an unbeatable opponent: history.  Ned Lamont seems like a competent, bright guy, but the election isn’t about him.  This is the first election cycle in which discontent with the Iraq War–and by extension, the incumbent administration, has completely permeated the electorate.  It began in 2004, but we needed another two years of incompetency and horrific violence to persuade most voters that it’s the war, stupid.  But Lieberman has been slow to recognize that shift in the mood of most Americans. 

I don’t think Lieberman is a bad guy.  I can even excuse his early support of the war; most of the country was still in a post-9/11 state of daze and confusion that was expertly, albeit cynically, manipulated by this administration.  What I can’t forgive is his unwillingness to recognize that he was wrong; his failure to align his beliefs with the facts before him.  He displays a kind of ideological rigidity that is all too depressingly familiar after six years of living in Bush’s America. 

Aug 072006
 

As someone who has spent a lot of time working on contracts over the last couple months, I can appreciate the effort and attention to detail that is required to craft iron-clad agreement.  Unfortunately, even the best lawyers can sometimes craft a sloppy or vague clause, as Rogers Cable discovered recently when a misplaced comma forced it to shell out additional millions of dollars to a vendor.  Lawyers sometimes get a bad rep for exploiting such “technicalities”, but words and punctuation do matter.  And that’s reassuring to a grammar freak like me. 

Aug 062006
 





This is Thor, my sister’s puppy. It’s a puggle, one of those designer breeds that evokes adoring coos even when said creature is relieving himself on your bamboo floor. I’m considering using Thor as my official mascot during the upcoming revolution. I’ll be like the guy from SPECTRE in the James Bond films. As I explain to the UN Security Council that my orbiting death ray is indeed quite operational, the camera will stay focused on Thor gnawing on his favorite chew toy.

Aug 052006
 

The first hints of my next adventure are beginning to reveal themselves to me.  I’ve never taken an extended road trip to any destination outside the upper Midwest.  A road trip is one of those quintessentially American forms of recreation; an opportunity to experience the resplendent vastness of this country, its eccentric charms and mystifying quirks.  So the plan for next summer is a two-week journey that will take me from Minneapolis to my brother’s new home in the San Francisco Bay Area, with at least one layover in Vegas for two to three days.  I want to see things both majestic (Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone) and vulgar (roadside diners, tourist traps).  Depending on the kind of experience I have, perhaps I can turn it into a travelogue or the basis of a novel. 

Some planning will be required, but it should be a cinch compared to the preparations I made for Europe.  Between now and next year, I’ll probably be asking all of you for ideas on stops I should make, routes I should take, etc.  Don’t hesitate to share your own road tripping experiences with me. 

Aug 042006
 

Mike Nelson, former castaway on the Satellite of Love, is now offering a new way for us to listen to him mock modern American cinema.  His new site, RiffTrax, offers commentary tracks for specific movies that users can listen to on an MP3 player while watching a DVD of the movie.  The first two available tracks are for Roadhouse (a nuanced film celebrating the drunken misogynists of rural America) and The Fifth Element (award-winner of the Special Oscar for Most Incomprehensible Science Fiction Film Ever).

My reaction to Nelson’s idea is mixed. I have no doubt that his riffs are funny and worth a listen.  However, the process of fumbling with both your iPod and DVD player to make sure the two are in sync seems like a hassle.  And it just won’t be the same without Crow and Tom Servo serving as fellow-wiseacres-in-arms.  But with MST3K now off the air, I’ll take my biting jibes at pop culture where I can get them.  And Nelson had better do a track for Battlefield Earth.  That film is just begging for a thrashing.

Aug 032006
 

While Democrats are perceived as being more sympathetic to the concerns of people with disabilities, the occasional Republican elected official manages to earn the respect of their local disability community.  Senator Jim Jeffords of Vermont, who was a longtime Republican before becoming an independent, has won accolades from disability advocates for his support of key legislation such as the Americans with Disabilities Act and the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act.  Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich, another Republican, is using his disability rights to court voters with disabilities.  Ehrlich’s efforts to woo the disability community seem to go beyond the typical (sometimes halfhearted and condescending) overtures that most politicians make to various demographic groups during election season; his running mate, Kristen Cox, is blind and is head of the cabinet-level department devoted to disability issues.  He has also provided full funding to Maryland’s Medicaid buy-in program. 

I don’t know enough about Ehrlich to opine about his worthiness for reelection.  I do know that if our own governor suddenly created a cabinet-level position devoted to disability issues, I would start searching for the alien pod containing the body of the real Pawlenty.  Perhaps some Democratic governors will realize that we deserve more than rhetoric. 

Thanks to Howard Renesland for the tip.

Aug 022006
 

I’m experimenting with the Democracy Player, a open source tool for downloading and viewing an array of…vcasts?…vblogs?…whatever, Internet video.  Democracy Player offers a range of channels (news, technology, women dressed in French maid outfits, etc.), but I haven’t found much compelling content.  The music video for the New Pornographers’ “Sing Me Spanish Techno” was clever, but I’m not seeing much that I’d want to watch on a regular basis.  But I’ll keep exploring to see if I can find something that doesn’t involve pasty-skinned geeks blathering on-camera about how cool the Nintendo Wii is gonna be or pasty-skinned geeks emoting off-camera as they show video of some hottie they found on MySpace.

Aug 012006
 

My sister, the budding attorney, is looking for a part-time job that will give her the opportunity to acquire some practical legal skills.  Being the good brother that I am, I volunteered to e-mail an inquiry to some of my colleagues and friends in an effort to scare up some leads for her.  No luck so far, but on the off-chance that someone reading this blog needs a legal intern or clerk, drop me a line and I’ll share her resume with you.  I can personally attest that she responds quite well to be being bossed around. 

Jul 312006
 

It took me longer than it should have, but I finished George R.R. Martin’s A Feast for Crows, the fourth volume in what’s expected to be the seven-volume Song of Ice and Fire epic.  I won’t go into too much detail because it’s pointless to delve into the plot unless one is familiar with the previous books.  I do agree with other reviewers that this is the weakest chapter in the series thus far.  It feels unfinished, mostly because some key characters (Tyrion, Bran, Daenerys) are completely absent and we must wait until the fifth volume (A Dance of Dragons) to see their stories continued.  But this criticism isn’t meant to imply that Crows is a bad book; far from it.  I’m not a huge fan of fantasy literature, but Martin is a pleasure to read because of his deft characterizations as well as his willingness to not be bound by the standard conventions of the genre.  Tolkien never would have dreamed of killing off Frodo or Strider, but Martin doesn’t hesitate to kill off major characters, which lends some gritty realism to a fantastic story.

Next up: John Scalzi’s Old Man’s War and Sarah Vowell’s Assassination Vacation