May 152006
 

If somebody out there can hook me up with 2-3 tickets for the musical Wicked on July 22nd or 23rd, I’ll be your bestest friend for life.  I’ll write your kid’s college term papers and I’ll even throw in a few years’ worth of free computer tech support.  My younger sister is desperate to see this show and I wouldn’t mind making it a birthday present for myself.  I can usually get accessible tickets to big events, but no such luck this time. 
 
By the way, don’t forget to mark yourself on the Frappr map if you haven’t already done so. 

May 142006
 

The US Army is the target of much media flak for recruiting 18-year-old Jared Guinther, who has autism.  The Army released Jared from his contract, but I’m a little troubled by the way the press is portaying people with autism.  Autism is shorthand for describing a whole spectrum of capabilities.  Asperger’s Syndrome, sometimes referred to as the Geek Syndrome, is thought to be a mild form of autism.  People who fall on the more significant end of the autism spectrum are not necessarily any less intelligent than the rest of us.  Autism generally describes how a person perceives and interacts with the world; it doesn’t say much about one’s cognitive functioning. 
 
If I was the parent of this kid, I would certainly not want him shipped off to Iraq.  But I’m willing to bet thousands of people with autism have served in the military over the decades, many of them quite capably.  We should not assume that people with disabilities should be automatically excluded from any facet of public life in America, including service in our armed forces. 

May 132006
 

The other day, I e-mailed a young woman whose profile I came across on Match.  She seemed bright, self-aware, and most definitely cute.  I wrote her a quick message introducing myself.  The following day, I checked my e-mail and saw a reply from her.  I started reading it.
 
It was from her mom.  Apparently, Mom had set up the profile in an effort to get her daughter to meet some nice young men.  Mom screened the responses that were sent to her daughter but, as Mom went on to inform me, her daughter was having none of it and wasn’t interested in pursuing any of the candidates presented to her.  In my various forays into on-line dating, I don’t think I’ve ever received a response from someone’s mother, so this was a new experience for me.  Mom did seem to like what I wrote and said that she would put in the good word for me with her daughter.  Of course, I’m unlikely to meet either one of them, but at least I wasn’t dismissed as “not good enough.”  But what mom wouldn’t want her daughter dating a brilliant young attorney with an undeniably winsome personality? 
 
This concludes my daily self-affirmation exercise. 

May 122006
 

During the question and answer portion of Wednesday’s forum on disability, policy, and opera, some dude raised his hand and proceeded to make the following observation:
 
My dog plays with the neighbor’s three-legged dog and they seem to get along fine.  The four-legged dog treats the three-legged dog like anyone else and the three-legged dog doesn’t seem to notice that anything’s wrong with it.  It seems that dogs have all this stuff figured out already.  We could learn a lot from them.
 
I’m paraphrasing, but you get the idea.  So I guess the solution to disability discrimination and marginalization in all its pervasive forms is for every household to have a three-legged dog that can serve as a model of behavior and a source of inspiration for all us humans (especially the denser ones among us).  Ideally, the three-legged dog should have a four-legged companion, just to emphasize the point, but the four-legged dog could probably be optional.  Dogs are so cool.  Not only do they have highly developed codes of ethical behavior, but they also get to run around naked and lick themselves in public.  We could learn a lot from them. 

May 112006
 

The new Apple ad campaign is clever and I admit that I identify more with the laid-back Mac persona than the suit-and-tie Windows PC.  I’m still on the fence as to whether my next computer will be a Macintosh.  I might wait to see how Leopard compares to Microsoft Vista, assuming Vista is eventually released.  If anyone from Apple is reading this, how about lending me one of your upcoming PowerMac desktops and letting me blog about Mac accessibility vs. Windows accessibility?  The first computer that I could use with my HeadMaster was an old Mac.  Convince me to rejoin the fold.

May 102006
 

I’m trying to make my place a little more inviting by adding some plants and I need your suggestions.  I have a jade plant that’s been with me for a decade and a friend gave me some kind of ivy a few months ago that seems to be doing nicely, but a couple of pansies just died on me.  I’m not always great at remembering to water my plants (and then I compensate by overwatering them), so I’d like to find something that won’t punish my occasional inattention by shriveling up immediately.  I suppose I could get a cactus, but having a cactus seems to be an open admission that I’m incapable of taking care of something that is even the slightest bit demanding.  I’m not sure that’s the message I want to convey to visitors, especially the cute ones.

May 092006
 

I encountered this story a while ago and it pissed me off then.  It still pisses me off.  The FDA is close to approving a vaccine for the human papillova virus, which causes cervical cancer in women.  The vaccine will likely save thousands of lives.  Most people would struggle to see the controversy in such a thing.  But leave it to the paranoid, sex-obsessed religious right to crank up the histrionics and proclaim this medical advance a threat to public morality.  The vaccine is most effective when administered to girls between ten and twelve years old.  Social conservatives make an argument so absurd and ignorant that it’s completely horrifying: administering this vaccine to girls will instantly transform them into wanton hedonists. 
 
Religious conservatives love to depict themselves as defenders of family values, but I often wonder to what degree their worldview is influenced by a deep-seated, almost pathological fear and mistrust of female sexuality. 
 
Thanks to Digby for reminding me how much this story annoyed me. 

May 082006
 

Keith Ellison, a state legislator and fellow University of Minnesota Law School alumni, won the DFL endorsement for the 5th District Congressional seat.  While it’s likely Ellison will be challenged in a September primary, the endorsement makes Ellison the odds-on favorite to succeed Sabo.  I heard Ellison speak at a convention a couple months ago and he was easily the most charismatic and passionate orator to take the stage that day.  I’m confident that he will make a great Congressman and that he will make all of us in the Fightin’ Fifth proud.  He certainly has my vote. 

May 072006
 

One thing that really pissed me off about my server outage last week was that I missed out on participating in Blogging against Disablism Day on May 1.  The event was organized by Goldfish of Diary of a Goldfish and she did a magnificent job of spreading the meme; the list of participating blogs is long and varied.  I’ve spent some time looking at the various posts and I’m encouraged to know that there are some quite talented bloggers with disabilities out there in the ether.  Great work, Goldfish.  I look forward to participating next year. 

May 062006
 

In the latest CBS poll, President Bush has an abysmal 33% approval rating.  Even my Republican friends are starting to admit that Bush is not Ronald Reagan reincarnate.  And while the mainstream seemed determined to ignore it at first, Stephen Colbert’s scathing roast of the Prez is starting to get the attention it deserves.  C-SPAN, which originally aired Colbert’s monologue, is hoping to take advantage of the buzz and make a few bucks by selling DVDs of the event.  Then there’s the surprise resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss, which might indicate that things are not going well for the Administration as it continues to wage the War on Terror (or World War III, for the drama queens out there).  All in all, another bad week in a long string of bad weeks for the President. 
 
Things might be a little wonky around here for the next day or two as I move the blog to a new server.  I’ve decided to go with LivingDot for my hosting needs.  I like the fact that they market specifically to bloggers and they have gotten some good reviews from other customers.  Stay tuned.