Nov 042005
 

I meant to post this amusing little story sooner, but other things kept coming up. Last week, I was on my way to work in the morning, a day like any other. We had just turned right on 6th Street when I heard a car horn blaring immediately behind us. At the next red light, the same car pulled alongside us and the driver rolled down his window. He accused my nurse of cutting him off and then proceeded to hurl various epithets at my nurse, “motherfucker” being the preferred term of choice. The gentleman also articulated a desire to beat my nurse’s ass. He was still swearing at us when the light turned green and we drove away.
Here’s my question. If it had come to fisticuffs, what would my role have been? Cheerleader? Future witness for the prosecution? I wonder if I could have represented my nurse in a civil action for battery and collected a tidy contingency fee. And is it wrong to wonder such things after the fact?

Nov 032005
 

Civilization IV and Age of Empires III (or AoE 3 in geekspeak) were recently released and I’d like to give them both a spin. But I know if I do that, work on the book will grind to a halt. Because it’s impossible to play “a little” of either game. When you sit down to play one of these games, you can actually feel hours of your life being sucked out of you. It feels kind of weird at first, but you get used to it. Hmm…maybe if I just play on weekends…no, no, I must not give in. But once the book is done, I’m going to take a month or two off of any writing project and get my game on (but don’t worry, blogging will continue).

Nov 022005
 

I totally need to get one of those standing wheelchairs. I went to a friend’s birthday at a tapas bar here in Minneapolis and the all the tables and chairs rose about a foot or two above my forehead. I run into this kind of arrangement a lot in trendy, upscale bars and restaurants. I certainly don’t want to dictate aesthetics in these places, but if owners are going to go that route, then I want a a forklift on standby so that I can be at eye-level with my friends and not feel like a toddler who left his booster seat at home.
My friend did like the mix CD I created as a present for her. Not to brag, but I give excellent mix CD. It’s all about the pacing, baby.

Nov 012005
 

It’s great to see Democrats playing hardball with the Republicans. Today’s strategic decision by Minority Leader Reid to call for a closed-door Senate session refocuses the media’s (and the public’s) attention on the war, just when the Bush administration was hoping to take back control of the news cycle. I’m beginning to admire Reid’s skills as a tactician. The focus on Iraq comes at an appropriate time, given the fact that October was an especially bloody month for American forces stationed there. The Republicans will undoubtedly try to portray this as a Democratic “trick” or “stunt,” but I think most people are beginning to feel like they were bamboozled into this war. And the Democrats are learning how to use that public frustration to their advantage.

Oct 302005
 

The other day, I was going through some of my e-mail archives. I’m something of a digital pack rat and I tend to save e-mails that I think I might want to read again someday. My archive goes back to 1998 (it would go back further, but I seem to remember some kind of system crash that caused me to lose a bunch of older messages) and going through it has evoked a mixture of nostalgia and embarrassment. There are the tentative e-mail exchanges with potential employers while I was still a law student, the back-and-forth between my brother and I as we planned for a trip to Los Angeles, the silly little newsgroup flame wars I got into as a way of proving how intelligent and clever I was, the messages from the med student on whom I had a galaxy-sized crush (and my carefully composed and wincingly overearnest replies), the random correspondence with friends and family as we made plans for a dinner or a weekend visit or a marathon evening of gaming on my computer, the messages from friends and colleagues I haven’t seen or thought of in years.
When I’m gone, I like to think that my e-mail archive will be the best available record as to what kind of person I was. It does a pretty good job of recounting the transitory ephemera of my adult life, as well as illustrating the more immutable passions and eccentricities that made me…well, me. Maybe some distant descendant will collect all of this crap and make a school report out of it or something.

Oct 292005
 

Last night’s concert was a notable for the energy and the easy informality that all three bands brought to the stage. I had the impression that a lot of the band members were still at the “holy-fuck-we’re-on-a-REAL-stage-and-playing-in-front-of-LIVE-people!” stage of their careers. The Go! Team was especially fun to watch. It’s impossible to reproduce the sampling and mixing that’s present on the studio version of the album, but they know how to shape their songs for a live audience. We were even treated to a few cuts that aren’t on the album (“Ice Storm” was especially good). It will be interesting to see this band again in a year or two. Will their music still be as upbeat or will they try for something darker and more menacing? And what will be the first television show or film to incorporate their music into a soundtrack?

Oct 272005
 

Somewhere in Georgetown, a woman named Harriet Miers is curled up on her sofa in her spartan but meticulously clean 1-bedroom apartment, tears silently streaming down her face as she watches a tape of the President announcing her SCOTUS nomination. She rewinds the tape again and again, basking in the blue glow of past glory, the fleeting apotheosis of decades of concerted ass-kissing and kowtowing. And now it’s gone. All gone.
If Miers had a public history of being a loud and proud right-wing zealot, she would have survived the confirmation process. If she had a CV that illustrated a long and rich career of Constitutional litigation and scholarship, she would have survived the confirmation process. She had neither, and that’s what killed her. Now we wait and see whether the next nominee will trigger holy war or not.

Oct 262005
 

The Village Voice had a recent article on disability studies and how the field is gradually gaining recognition in colleges and universities. I’m not sure why the Voice treats this a new development. There have been several well-known scholars who have written extensively on disability theory for many years. I have mixed feelings about identity studies in general; there seems to be a lot of time spent navel-gazing while not really engaging with society in an effort to create change. But a desire for a better society that is grounded in the theory and history of a group’s oppression can be a powerful thing. Since people with disabilities inhabit every circle of society, it would make more sense for disability not to exist as a separate academic ghetto, but instead it should infiltrate other fields such as literature, the social sciences, etc. Others might disagree with me, but we spend so much time fighting for inclusion that it seems counterintuitive to create a wall around our own academic playground.