Apr 072005
 

I love all things noir. Whether on film or in books, I love stories about shady people doing shady things in cities where the streets are always wet and the sun never shines. I love all the well-worn accouterments of noir; the tough-as-nails, hard-talking men, the dangerously seductive women, the rapidfire dialogue full of overwrought similes. I saw Sin City over the weekend and it’s apparent that the director shares the same love for noir. It’s noir on crystal meth; the movie has an almost insatiable appetite for violence, with a little sex thrown in for good measure. Visually, it closely adheres to the style of the comic books; stark black and white with splashes of color punctuating the scenery. In one early scene, a man is lighting a cigarette for a beautiful woman in a red dress. We see the red in her dress and in her lips, but when the flame of the lighter nears her face, her eyes briefly flare an intense green. It’s little touches like this that make the film a treat to watch.
One other thing. If I wrote a letter to Jessica Alba that included my picture and the claim that I have only six months left to live, do you think she would have dinner with me?

Apr 062005
 

Looks like I’ll be co-teaching another CLE at Gillette Hospital again this summer. I did something similar a couple summers ago; it’s a way for attorneys to get CLE credits and the hospital gets to attract potential donors. This time, we’re doing a CLE on serving clients with disabilities. I’ll be talking about disability culture, which should be interesting. I doubt most attorneys even realize there is a culture associated with disability. I’ll do a brief overview of concepts like the independent living movement, self-advocacy, and the like.
The Mars Rovers just got another 18 months of operational funding. I’m amazed that they are still going after more than a year of service. It shows that NASA is still capable of some impressive engineering feats.

Apr 052005
 

Beauty pageants should have died along with vinyl records and disco. But for some reason, they persist. And as long as there are beauty pageants, there will be scandal. The Wisconsin Miss Wheelchair has been dethroned after she was photographed standing up and the picture ran in a local newspaper. The woman in question has a form of muscular dystrophy and uses a scooter for mobility, but she can still stand. The pageant officials were miffed by this revelation and stripped her of her title. Silly, yes? The pageant officials seem to regard disability as an all-or-nothing proposition. Either you use a wheelchair or you don’t. Look, if you want to have a pageant for women with disabilities, fine. But the rigid requirement that your contestants be in wheelchairs all the time seems to fetishize the wheelchair to the point it’s a little creepy.

Apr 042005
 

Last week, the Minnesota Legislature and Governor agreed on a bonding bill that will fund several public works projects throughout the state. It’s the first major bipartisan agreement since Pawlenty took office. At nearly $1 billion dollars, there’s something in the bill for everyone. I’m especially pleased to see that approximately $22 million has been set aside for a new planetarium atop the under-construction downtown Minneapolis library. I’m a firm believer in the power of museums, theaters, parks, and other public attractions to bolster a city’s quality of life and economic vibrancy. I wish I could be confident that this new spirit of bipartisanship will carry over to the budget negotiations, but I think the Republicans are so entrenched in their pledge of no new taxes that any kind of compromise will be exceedingly difficult. To be fair, the Democrats need to be realistic; we can’t restore funding to 1990s levels. But we can set priorities to ensure that the services on which Minnesota has built its reputation as a desirable place to live, services like education and health care, are adequately funded. The Star Tribune had an editorial proposing one solution to the deficit; a $1 tax on cigarettes and extending the sales tax to clothing. I’d like to think that most voters would go along with such a modest proposal.

Apr 032005
 

This whole brain-implants-for-gimps meme is really starting to take off. Now The Guardian has a story on it. Sure, it’s all good PR now, but what happens when some quad with an implant goes all Dr. Octopus and starts hijacking computer networks with his mind in his quest to take over the world? No more fuzzy human interest stories, I promise you.

Apr 022005
 

Looks like I have some competition for the title of Supercrip Professional–Midwest Region. Here’s a story about a blind med student who just earned his MD at UW-Madison. And he’s still working on his Ph.D. What I found especially interesting about the article was its description of the various assistive technology devices he uses in the course of treating patients. And he has a black belt in jujitsu. And he’s engaged to another med student. *sigh* I suddenly feel like such a poseur, with my lowly JD and my bachelor ways. Dude, you’re making me look bad. Now I’m going to have to go back to school for another advanced degree and I’ll have to start learning jujitsu. Er, okay, maybe the jujitsu thing won’t work. Damn, I need to think about this some more.

Apr 012005
 

I’ve been giving some thought to drafting a proposal for a Law School seminar course on Disability, Law, & Ethics. The course would focus on the disability experience, the laws that have been created to recognize the right of people with disabilities to participate in everyday human pursuits, and the ongoing ethical and policy debates that surround issues of disability. I want students to examine issues like the continued economic marginalization of people with disabilities, despite laws like the ADA, Rehab Act, and others. I want to look at the the funding crises in Medicaid and Medicare in conjunction with the continued evolution of expensive assistive technology devices. And of course, something on the interplay between disability and the refusal of medical treatment. This would bear some resemblance to other disability studies courses, but with more of an emphasis on law and policy.
Maybe I can put something together to present to the Law School for a possible offering in Spring 2006. I’m open to any suggestions regarding themes, content, readings, etc. My cursory Google research hasn’t revealed too many courses like this at other law schools. But if people have syllabi or course outlines that could be used as models for my own idea, I’d love to see them. I think this could be fun, assuming I actually follow through on my daydreaming.

Mar 312005
 

One of my former law school professors, Susan Wolf, was on Minnesota Public radio this morning, discussing the Schiavo case. I tried to call in with a comment, but the producer claimed I was too difficult to understand. It probably didn’t help that my voice is still a little scratchy from my cold. But hearing her voice reminded of the hours I had spent in her classes. I was in the middle of my second year and starting to feel frustrated with law school. I had been taking some really dry classes (Evidence, anyone?) and I didn’t have a clue about what area of law held any interest for me. I signed up for Professor Wolf’s Health Law course and for the first time I felt really engaged with the readings and the subject matter. I started to think that I might want to pursue some kind of career in health law or policy. It took me a while to find something in that field, but the work I’m doing now is the directly attributable to Professor Wolf’s influence. I wrote her a quick e-mail later in the day to say I enjoyed hearing her on the radio and to thank her for setting me on my current path.

Mar 302005
 

The geek and the attorney in me can’t refrain from yesterday’s arguments at the Supreme Court regarding the Grokster case, even though other people have much more insightful commentary to offer. The Grokster case is the Court’s first real opportunity to define copyright law in a digital age. I was pleased to read that the Justices were asking the right questions of both sides. They seem to understand the consequences of holding software and technology companies liable for the potentially infringing uses of their innovations. If the Court sides with the movie studios and record labels, we might see devices like TiVos and iPods that come factory installed with all kinds of restrictions to prevent consumers from truly owning any of the content on these devices. Gone will be the days where you could tape a TV program and store it in your personal library or loan it to a friend. You might not even be allowed to rip your old albums onto your hard drive. The transformation of content into digital pieces of information is an ongoing and rapidly accelerating process. It’s critical, therefore, to define how much freedom we have to develop and market technologies that access and manage digital content. I suppose the more basic question, regardless of how the Court rules, is whether the genie can be put back in the bottle. Digital piracy isn’t going anywhere; that’s a given. But do we start treating every new technology, and by implication its users, as new perpetrators of piracy?
An inquiry to my Australian and New Zealand readers. Anyone know where I can get hooked up with the first ENZSO album? I heard the ENZSO version of “Message To My Girl” on a podcast and I loved the richness that the orchestra brought to that song. Hell, I didn’t even know Neil Finn was in another band besides Crowded House. It’s at times like this I bemoan my lack of any hip friends when I was growing up in Green Bay. Instead, I have to find out this kind of stuff on my own.

Mar 292005
 

One point that most media outlets have overlooked in their breathless coverage of the Schiavo case is this: when Bush was still governor of Texas, he signed into law a piece of legislation called the Futile Care Act. It allows hospitals to withdraw life support from patients who are deemed terminally ill and are unable to pay for continued treatment. Life support can be removed over the objections of family, as recently happened in the case of a six-month-old-boy whose life support was removed over the objections of his mother.
You know what, I’m tired. I’m tired of the hypocrisy of the religious conservatives who rail on about their commitment to a “culture of life”, but then give a collective shrug when asked about the impending fiscal crises facing two programs that serve millions of people with significant disabilities, Medicare and Medicaid. I’m tired of the disability activists that proclaim their commitment to independent living and self-determination, but then don’t hesitate to use words like “vulnerable” and “helpless” to describe their brethren when it suits their political agendas. I’m tired of the cable news networks and their shamelessly superficial coverage of the story and their obvious intellectual and journalistic laziness that prevents them from covering the story with any greater degree of thoughtfulness or depth.
Bread and circuses, baby. Or, to put a modern spin on it, Big Macs and Fox News.