Sep 272004
 

Juan Cole, a professor of history at the University of Michigan, has an excellent blog covering the war in Iraq. I remain mystified as to why the mainstream press, especially television news outfits, continues to cover the war in such a cursory fashion. Do they think people aren’t interested? I think most people are interested in what’s happening, but they aren’t actively seeking out information. Blogs can play a role in providing that information, but television still has the most immediate impact on public opinion. If I was the news director of a major network, I’d begin every nightly newscast with stories from Iraq, regardless of my political bent. It’s the biggest story around and yet sometimes it trails behind headlines of the Scott Peterson trial.
Incidentally, ABC’s The Note is a vital election-season resource. It has an exhaustive recap of the day’s political events, important stories from the papers, emerging trends, poll data, etc. A daily must-read.
We FINALLY have new computers at work. I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to have a workstation that doesn’t stutter and hiccup when you try to have more than one document open at a time. Please let me never work on a Windows NT machine ever again. Ick. But I’m not sure why we were upgraded to Windows 2000 instead of XP. Maybe it was a cheaper license.
VSA Arts of Minnesota, a local nonprofit that has me on their Board of Directors, had its first annual fundraiser on Nicolett Island yesterday. I wish I had brought my camera because it was a beautiful location. In the middle of the river and with a spectacular view of downtown Minneapolis and the old mill ruins. If I ever get married (I know, I know, I can’t stop laughing either, but I’m just saying), I think that spot would be my first pick.

Sep 262004
 

Sometimes I get bummed about my stature. I’m barely five feet tall and I weigh about eighty pounds. I’ve had people call me “little guy” or “little man” in what they thought were endearing tones. But I suppose I prefer being my lean and easily portable self as opposed to the other extreme–weighing in at over a ton. The human body’s capacity for enduring incomprehensible amounts of weight amazes me.
I have to pay my attorney’s license renewal fee this week. Two hundred dollars. Ugh. Not all of us lawyers are able to bill that kind of money in an hour, despite popular perceptions. I guess that new printer will have to wait a few more weeks. I also need to take care of my continuing legal ed requirements relatively soon. I’ve thought about putting my license on restricted status since I’m not practicing and then I wouldn’t have to take CLE classes. However, I don’t want to go through the hassle of re-activating it if I ever change jobs. At least we have the option of taking classes over the web.

Sep 252004
 

Like a good geek, I bought the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD and I’ll probably begin viewing it tonight. I’m not the biggest SW purist, so I don’t get too hung up on the finer points (e.g. whether Greedo or Han shoots first in the cantina scene). But I do hope they took out that wimpy scream that Luke gives when he does his tumble off the railing in Cloud City.
More later. Now, out to enjoy the sunshine.

Sep 242004
 

I think I’m going to really enjoy my fellowship. We had orientation today and I had the opportunity to meet most of the other fellows. Everyone seems genuinely interesting, intelligent, and extremely talented. I think it’s quite possible that I’ll make some good friends during this experience. We heard from some of the previous fellows and they emphasized that participation was the key to having a quality experience. They also stressed that while people bring different viewpoints to the discussion, the fellows never personally attacked each other because it’s difficult to vilify someone you know. I’m looking forward to getting to know everyone. And the trip to DC should be a blast.
It was also nice to be back in my old West Bank neighborhood yesterday. Before living on the 19th Floor, I resided in a tiny one-bedroom apartment in the Seven Corners neighborhood of Minneapolis, near the law school. It was home for seven years and I miss the do-your-own-thing vibe of the neighborhood. A lot of my book is based on experiences and people I knew during those seven years. But I don’t miss the college boys wrestling in the hallway outside my apartment and bloodying up the walls.

Sep 232004
 

If you’re into mash-ups, you absolutely must download the Kleptones’ A Night at the Hip-Hopera. It’s a full-length album that seamlessly integrates major songs from the Queen oeuvre and samples of other artists like Eminem, Missy Elliott, Beastie Boys, Peaches, and more. I’m listening to it now and it’s one of the most brilliant things I’ve heard. When I got my first stereo system, I also purchased a CD of Queen’s greatest hits, so these mash-ups have a special appeal to me. Holy crap, they’re even using Queen’s over-the-top theme song from that early 80s piece of cinematic cheese: Flash Gordon. I’ve died and gone to pop heaven. The album is mirrored here. You can thank me later.
And while we’re on the topic of 80s cultural detritus, I see they’re making a musical of…The Last Starfighter? You’re kidding me. I went to see this movie on my twelfth birthday with some friends. The space battles were cool, but I didn’t see much opportunity in the story for song-and-dance numbers. Can somebody in New York check this out for me and tell me if I’m missing something?

Sep 222004
 

I start my Humphrey Fellowship tomorrow, which has me excited. The Fellowship has two co-directors: Vin Weber and Tim Penny. Both men are former Congressional representatives and are well-known in Minnesota political circles. Vin Weber is now an influential Republican advisor and Tim Penny ran for governor as an independent a couple years ago. I’m looking forward to meeting both of them and I also hope that there’s a diversity of viewpoints amongst the fellows. It’s always nice to meet who agree with you, but that can make for a dull academic experience. I’m also a little curious about how people will react to my disability. We have orientation on Friday and I’ll probably make some kind of mention of it when we do our introductions. I usually find that it’s better to acknowledge it early on because it’s the one thing most people wonder about when first meeting me and it also demonstrates that I’m not uncomfortable talking about it. There’s a fine line between talking about your disability and letting it define you. You don’t want to pull an Ellen DeGeneres and have every conversation revolve around that one characteristic that separates you from the mainstream (I’m not trying to pick on Ellen; she actually seems much more at ease with herself in recent years). At the same time, you don’t want to try and push the elephant in the room into the broom closet.
Senator Kerry has clearly been reading my blog. How else to explain the aggressive tone his campaign has taken on lately on the issue of the Iraqi war? Seriously, I’m encouraged to see that Kerry has found his voice again. He has taken the critical step of defining the news cycle rather than responding to it. Let”s hope it continues.

Sep 212004
 

I flinched and turned to see Erin standing at my table, a half-full glass of a dark amber liquid in one hand. She was leaning on her walker with the other hand. The faint light from the single candle on the table made it difficult to tell whether her hair was still streaked pink or something closer to purple. She wore a black T-shirt over a short denim skirt. There was some lettering made out of tiny beads stitched into the front of the T-shirt, but I couldn’t read it from where she was standing. “Oh, hey, Erin. Yeah, it’s pretty cool, huh?”
She nodded. “Must ‘e nice tuh-to ‘ave rich friends.” Erin gave me a quizzical look. “Why ah you suh-sitting here all ‘lone?”
I shrugged. “It’s been kind of a strange day. I think I wanted to be by myself for a little bit.”
“Oh,” said Erin. She pulled one of the chairs away from the table and sat across from me. The beading on her T-shirt sparkled and now I could read what it said: PORN STAR. “‘Ell, I need to suh-sit down. My ‘eet ‘urt. Jus’ pruh-pruh-pretend I’m n’uh here.”
I chuckled. “It’s okay. I could probably use the company. You having fun?”
The ice in Erin’s glass clinked softly as she raised it to her lips. “Sure,” she said. She set the glass down and she wiped away the few droplets that were running down her chin with the back of her hand. “‘Ots of cute guys here an’ even a fuh-few girls. Did you ‘ee that one guh-girl sitting ‘ith Vic’s parents at dinner?” I shook my head. “Fuckin’ guh-gorgeous,” she said with an emphatic tilt of her head. “‘Oo bad she’s n’uh bi.”
I pushed cake crumbs around my plate with my fork. “Yeah? How can you tell?”
“A girl nuh-knows these things, ‘Ames,” she said with the tone of a teacher lecturing a particularly dense pupil. Her eyes got all dreamy and unfocused. “Course, suh-sometimes all they nee’ is a li’l push in the right duh-direction.”
“And you’re the one to give that push. Is that what you’re saying?”
A coy smile flickered across her lips. “Neh-never hurts to try.” She folded her arms on the table and looked at me intently. “So tuh-tell me. Why ah you ‘aving a ‘range ‘ay?”
I glanced around to make sure Dad wasn’t in earshot and then I told her about the mess I had gotten myself into at Shifting Paradigms, culminating in me quitting/getting fired/whatever that morning. When I finished, Erin reached across the table and patted my hand. “I’m ‘orry, ‘Ames. But it suh-sounds ‘ike you di’n’t want to buh-be there anyway.”
I gave her hand a friendly squeeze and let it go. “I thought I did, at first. After graduation, I thought it would be really difficult to find a job, y’know? And I go in for my first interview and they seem to really like me.” I snorted in disgust. “Well, except for that prick Cy. I keep thinking I could have done something differently to get him to like me. I don’t what, but something.”
Erin frowned. “I ‘oubt it. I don’t th-think it ‘eally had anything to duh-do with you personally. He wanted someone el’ for the job an’ you were in the ‘ay.”
“Yeah, but I made it easier for him to get rid of me.” I rubbed my eyes wearily. “And now I have to start all over. It fucking sucks.”
Erin pushed her glass towards me. “‘Ere, want this? I’ve ‘ad enough tonight.” I didn’t bother to ask what it was. The ice in the glass had nearly melted and what I swallowed was mostly water laced with enough whiskey to warm the back of my throat.
“I ‘ink I saw a job puh-posting for something at Disability Suhvices at the U,” said Erin as I crunched a piece of ice between my teeth. “They ‘ot a new director who’s ruh-really cool. Want me ‘o e-mail it to ‘ou?”
“Sure, I guess.” It came out sounding less appreciative than I had intended and I got a funny look from Erin. “Sorry,” I said. “It’s just that the idea of going back there seems kind of depressing. I stuffed envelopes and answered the telephone in that place for almost six semesters in a row. Going back there to do the same thing as a full-time job would be, I don’t know, like saying I can’t make it anywhere else.”
Erin shook her head. “It’s nuh-not that kind of ‘ob. I ‘ink it ‘as suh-something to do with a grant they ‘ot. I’ll ‘end it ‘morrow.”
“Thanks,” I said. I looked back towards the people crowded around the bar. “You could probably find someone to hang out with who’s a lot more fun than me right now.”
Erin glanced over her shoulder. “Yeah, ‘robably.” She turned to look at me with a mischievous sparkle in her eyes to compliment the glitter on her shirt. “‘Ut it’s more fuh-fun to see ‘ou all ah-angsty and brooding. It’s ‘ind of sexy.”
“I’m brooding because you didn’t bring me a present,” I said with mock-seriousness. I turned my palms up on the table. “What’s up with that, huh? I thought you were my friend.”
Erin leaned forward and I noticed the outlines of her nipples pushing against the tight fabric of her T-shirt. I quickly looked up so it wouldn’t seem like I was gawking. An enigma of a smile touched the corners of her lips. “Ah-all you have ‘o do is ask for i’, Jay’s,” she said in a low voice. “Just ask.”

Sep 212004
 

The Sims 2 was released earlier this week. I bought the first Sims game but never any of the roughly ten thousand add-on packs that were released subsequently. I could never get into the micromanagement aspects of the game. You can only watch your Sim take a dump so many times before it loses its charm. The game also raised some rather uncomfortable existential questions for me. My Sim, a single male, pretty much did the same things I did in real life. He got up, went to work, came home, maybe played on the computer or read for a bit, and then went off to bed. Other than the necessities of bathing and eating, that was pretty much it. Sometimes a female Sim would show up, but I could never convince her to stick around very long. I found myself getting really depressed while playing the game and soon I abandoned it completely. While I’m interested in picking up the sequel, I worry a little that it might cause another melancholic bout of self-reflecting on my own life. What if I start playing and this time my Sim has a more interesting life than I do? I’m not sure I can handle that kind of juxtaposition. I might be forced to start a kitchen fire and kill the bastard in a fit of jealous rage.

Sep 202004
 

This AP report points out that massive numbers of young people are registering to vote. Could be good news for Kerry; the last time we had a large turnout of young voters was in 1992. As far as I can tell, neither campaign has done much to reach out to young voters. Drew Barrymore was recently on The Daily Show to promote a documentary she produced about young voters. If our nation has to rely on the likes of Drew Barrymore to get out the under-30 vote, matters are worse than I first thought. Despite her apparent earnestness on the subject of political participation, she reminded me of a pep squad leader trying to teach an introductory civics seminar. Young people need to see how politics affects the concrete things in their lives. My sister told me that her roommate, a bright woman bound for medical school, may or may not vote. I remember the apathy of my early twenties, but it boggles my mind that anyone would choose to sit on the sidelines during this election.
I’m intrigued by the new Green Day album. I was never much of a fan of theirs, but the reviews for Amercan Idiot are comparing it to Radiohead’s OK Computer, one of my all-time favorites. I must find out if the hype is justified.

Sep 192004
 

I have no idea what to make of the wildly divergent polls. Polling methods seem to exclude a lot of potential voters, such as people with only cell phones (who are, by the way, mostly people under 35). I do think Bush is holding a slight lead of perhaps 4-5 points nationally. Kerry seems to be changing tactics and becoming more vigorous in his critiques of the president and it looks like he may be getting ready to take the gloves off on Iraq, which is good news. But Kerry needs to present a forceful appearance on the first presidential debate on September 30th. That may be the last opportunity to shift momentum in this election.
Whenever I start feeling down on the state of the human race, it’s anecdotes of basic human decency that restore my optimism. Like this one instructing us in the persuasive power of show tunes.