Minnesota’s political graybeards, having decided that some adult supervision is needed to solve the state budget crisis, are assembling a committee of former legislators and other budget experts to craft a settlement that will get the support of both Republicans and Democrats. It appears to have the support of the governor, but the GOP is already dismissing it as a stunt. That doesn’t forebode well for the committee’s stated goal of bipartisan support. But at this point, any ideas that might end the shutdown are worth considering. Unfortunately, the Minnesota GOP has become a wholly owned subsidiary of Tea Party Insanity, Inc. and may simply not be capable of entertaining grown-up proposals. We may just need to muddle through with a temporary fix and give Minnesota voters another opportunity to express a clear opinion about the role of government in Minnesota. Of course, that’s assuming they have a clear opinion.
After skimming through my blog entries from the last government shutdown, I’m struck by how blasé I was about the whole thing. Of course, I was able to use vacation time during that time and I wasn’t too worried about losing any income. Now, I’m officially laid off and will be filing for unemployment, which leaves me feeling decidedly un-blasé. Actually, I should do that now. Enjoy your 4th.
The governor doesn’t anticipate resuming negotiations before Tuesday, which means I probably won’t be returning to work until later next week at the earliest. Dissecting the politics of this clusterfuck has left me exhausted, so I’m just going to do my best to enjoy this pause from the daily bureaucratic grind. I have the latest Rothfuss tome loaded on my Kindle along with several other books and a bunch of Star Trek series queued up to stream on Netflix, not to mention plenty of quests awaiting my alter egos on World of Warcraft. I may even venture outside once the asphalt stops melting.
Enjoy the weekend.
Less than 7 hours remain until a possible state government shutdown and I’m still not sure if I’ll be reporting to work tomorrow. GOP leaders spoke to reporters about an hour ago and expressed optimism that a shutdown could be avoided, but it’s in their interest to project optimism. Unlike Governor Dayton, they are up for election next year and voters may take out their frustration with this gridlock on them. I’m skeptical that a deal will be reached tonight, but I’d be happy to proven wrong.
What frustrates me most about this mess is that any final deal is unlikely to resolve the state’s structural deficit. This deal will probably include short-term fixes (Medicaid surcharges, accounting shifts, maybe gambling revenue) that will only patch up the hole until the next election. In two years, we’ll probably face another deficit and–depending on the composition of the Legislature at the time–another round of political brinkmanship over the continued operation of state government. A couple of decades ago, no state political leader would even contemplate allowing a shutdown to occur. Now, it’s becoming just another bargaining chip in service of ideology. This isn’t the kind of sane, responsible governance that has characterized Minnesota for so long.
We should be better than this.
Today is likely the deadline for reaching a budget agreement to avert a state government shutdown. Even though the fiscal year actually ends at midnight on Friday, time will be needed to recall legislators to the Capitol and get something passed. A judge ruled today that some essential services must continue, including payments to Medicaid providers. My nurses will continue to be paid, as will the home care agencies and nursing homes that care for the elderly and people with disabilities. But unless a deal is reached soon, tens of thousands of people in state government and non-profits will be laid off (including me).
I’ll be keeping an eye on my Twitter feed throughout the evening and may post an update as events warrant. I’ll also be composing my Craigslist ad pitching deeply discounted legal services.
Supreme Court Justice Scalia will never be mistaken for a geek, but his majority opinion in Brown v. Entertainment Merchants Assn. is worth a read if you have an interest in videogames and 1st Amendment jurisprudence. The ruling strikes down California’s ban on the sale of violent videogames and Scalia makes a compelling, carefully reasoned argument for extending 1st Amendment protections to videogames while affirming that children also enjoy 1st Amendment protections from the state’s paternalistic instincts. He compares the current hand-wringing regarding videogames’ effects on children to previous episodes in American history when dime novels, movies, and comic books all took their turns as punching bags for anyone who feared our nation’s youth stood on the brink of degeneracy. And while Scalia can’t resist making a few of his patented rhetorical flourishes, the decision is free of the unfortunate histrionics that sometimes appear in his opinions (although usually when he’s in the minority).
We also learn that Justices Breyer and Alito are complete buzzkills who will never understand the pleasure of taking down a zombie with a headshot delivered by a double-barreled shotgun.
I was sitting in my office this afternoon, minding my own business, when I received an e-mail from the state’s GOP legislative leaders. It addressed me as “Valued State Employee”, which made me immediately suspect that this was some kind of prank. The rest of the e-mail went on to say that, gosh, they really didn’t want a shutdown to happen and that none of us would be in this mess if the governor would just cave and sign the GOP’s all-cuts budget. Then there was something about “hostage taking” and kitchen tables, but I was already moving the cursor to the “Delete” icon.
I don’t mind skimming the GOP talking points on the web, but I really don’t need an e-mail from them reminding me that I’m just another pawn on the board. Yes, the governor has e-mailed me as well, but:
(a) he’s my boss; and
(b) his e-mail scored far lower on the Blatant Pandering scale.
Anyway, here’s my response:
Dear GOP Leadership:
Thank you for your concern about a possible interruption of my paycheck in the near future. I share your concern and would like to continue receiving a paycheck. You have no idea how much restraint I’ve exercised in the past month to refrain from purchasing various comics, computer games, and some really choice vintage erotica I found on Craigslist over the weekend. But I would also like to avoid fucking over poor people who need health care and housing.
Therefore, I must respectfully request that you direct all future communications to my superior, Governor Mark Dayton. He gets paid to tolerate your canned pontificating. I don’t.
Sincerely,
Your Valued State Employee
Now that the Harry Potter series will be available as e-books beginning in October, I may actually get around to finishing the books. I read the first two volumes way back in the early Aughts, but somehow never made time for the rest. I could easily borrow the books from my fan-girl sister, but I don’t mind contributing a few dollars to Ms. Rowling’s cultural empire. As long as I can read them on any device of my choosing, I’ll have no complaints. But now I must decide whether to see the final movie before reading the rest of the books. Thanks to the spoilerific nature of the Internet, I know the generals of the story’s ending, but not the specifics.
What say you, Potter-maniacs? Will seeing the final movie affect my enjoyment of books 3-7?
Today’s Strib looked at how a state government shutdown would limit the ability of home care agencies to hire nurses and personal care attendants. The state performs thousands of background checks each month on PCAs and nurses hired to serve Medicaid clients. If the state shuts down and can’t conduct background checks, agencies may not be able to hire people to fill shifts for clients. I may face this problem myself since I might need to hire a new nurse in the near future. A judge will ultimately decide whether this is an essential service, but not until later next week.
Dayton and Republican legislators are scheduled to meet tomorrow and Saturday to try to resolve their differences. I cling to a small sliver of hope that they can find agreement.
You’ve seen Pulp Fiction, right? Have you seem it with everything edited out except the bad language? Because you will now. Warning: Extremely NSFW unless you’re Rahm Emmanuel’s personal secretary.
The weird thing about this video is that it still provides a rough outline of the movie’s plot. I’m tempted to show this to someone who has never seen Pulp Fiction, followed by the movie itself. Afterwards, I’d ask which version they found more entertaining.
