Officials at Cambridge University are commissioning a 10-foot bronze statue of Professor Stephen Hawking. Hmph. Clearly, this is some sort of intimidation tactic designed to throw me off-balance as I continue training for our forthcoming smackdown in low Earth orbit. Nice try, Dr. Hawking, but you’ll have to do better than that. I’m not as easily impressed as all your Cambridge groupies. In fact, let’s see how impressed they still are once they see me put you in a half-nelson and give you a vicious noogie in front of a global television audience.
As the effects of stock declines and collapsing credit markets filter down into the everyday economy, state policymakers will have to contend with grim fiscal outlooks. In tight times, more people depend on government services like food assistance, Medicaid, and subsidized housing. But as the need for services increases, a state’s revenue collections are on the decline because of a shrinking tax base. Minnesota’s next budget forecast is due to be released in a few weeks and it’s likely to show a significant deficit of at least a couple billion dollars.
My colleagues and I are not looking forward to the upcoming legislative session, when lawmakers will be required to come up with a balanced budget for the next two years. Other states will be in similar predicaments. California just passed a budget that was over two months late and will probably need to be renegotiated to take into account a worsening economy. I don’t think things will get that dire here. At least, I hope not.
Esquire is running a great article about Erik Ramsey and his quest to speak with the assistance of a brain-computer interface. As the result of a brain-stem stroke following a car accident, Erik has locked-in syndrome and is capable of making only subtle eye movements. Researchers placed a small implant in the region of Erik’s cortex responsible for controlling speech. A computer analyzes the signals picked up by the implant and translates them into sound. After much practice, Erik can now produce most vowel sounds. The researchers guess that Erik might be able to speak in short, complete sentences within five years.
The reporter makes a good observation: these newfangled implants are only the latest iteration in the millennia-long history of brain-technology interfaces. I like this quote from the article:
For as long as we’ve been humans, we’ve been intermingling our minds with technology. In fact, it’s one of the most essentially human things we do. What are pen and paper if not cognitive prostheses? What was the invention of algebra if not a “mindware upgrade?” And what are books if not external repositories for the contents of our brains?
How I get these words onto the screen is not important. Whether I’m using my fingers, my head, or my neurons, those are only instruments of conveyance. The message remains the same.
Then again, imagine how long-winded these blog entries would become if I could write at the speed of thought. A stiff neck does enforce a certain sense of economy on my words, which is something we can all be grateful for.
A big congratulations to my sister, who learned today that she passed the bar. Now we can move ahead with our plans to open our own firm. She’ll handle criminal, probate, and personal injury cases. Unless the client is cute, in which case I’ll be providing representation.
I’d better start designing our letterhead.
As you can see from the comments in the post below, last night’s traffic spike was triggered by the latest episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition, which featured a family with two daughters with SMA. If you ended up at this blog via Wikipedia, welcome. See the picture of the guy with the ginormous head on the upper left corner of your screen? That’s me. Feel free to peruse the five+ years’ worth of archives. Amidst all the pontificating diatribes against President Bush and self-involved moanings about not being able to get a date, you’re bound to find something mildly interesting.
Thanks for the free publicity, ABC. Lost is a great show, by the way. It’s one of the few things that doesn’t sit unwatched on my TiVo for weeks at a time.
Traffic to the blog suddenly spiked tonight and I’m at a loss for an explanation. Most of the hits are coming from this Wikipedia article on SMA that I, uh, edited last year to include myself as a reference. It was a lame attempt at self-promotion, but it seems to be paying off now. Damned if I can figure out why, though. Maybe there was something on the Discovery Channel.
Living downtown is making me soft. Today, a friend and I wanted to grab brunch at Hell’s Kitchen, a popular spot for Sunday diners. We called ahead and discovered that the wait time for a table was an hour and a half. So my friend and I hung out at my place while my nurse took a quick walk over there, put our name down, and came back with a pager that would notify us when the table was ready. No milling around in some crowded lobby for us. About an hour later, we got paged and I was soon enjoying a rather spicy Bloody Mary.
It’s like I’m living the life of some sort of Midwestern Jerry Seinfeld, complete with Junior Mints.
The bailout legislation enacted yesterday did include one provision that health care advocates have long waited for: the Mental Health Parity Act. This law prohibits private insurers from imposing more restrictive limits on mental health services than those for other medical services. For example, an insurer cannot require higher co-pays for mental health visits compared to other types of clinic visits. And it can’t cover fewer mental health visits compared to the number of covered visits for other medical services.
The Act isn’t perfect–small businesses with fifty or fewer employees are exempt and insurers aren’t required to offer mental health services. But it goes a long way towards creating better and more equitable access to mental health benefits for millions of people. The late Senator Paul Wellstone and his wife Sheila were both early and vocal supporters of this legislation, so it’s fitting that Minnesota Representative Jim Ramstad played an instrumental role in the law’s passage.
Taken together with the recent passage of the ADA Amendments Act, this Congress has created more protections for people with disabilities than any in recent memory. Granted, the previous Congresses in this decade set the bar pretty low in that regard, but both of these laws deserve recognition as significant milestones on the road to a more just and accessible society.
OMG, Sarah Palin is adorable! If the sole qualification for Vice-President was folksy perkiness, she would be the perfect candidate. But I prefer my national leaders to have more gravitas and less phony-ness.
I watched the debate with a friend at the Riverview Theater in south Minneapolis. As you might guess, the crowd leaned heavily Democratic. Every time Biden made a witty retort, we all cheered with the kind of gusto usually reserved for professional sporting events. So not only were we completely biased, but we were also total geeks.
I’m going to have to find other ways to fill my social calendar once this election is over.
Enough of this tiresome McCain-Obama contest. Let’s give the third-party candidates some attention. For instance: 
President Shatner will put a food replicator in every kitchen and finally bring an end to the conflict with the Romulans. Plus, that Hasselhoff is a real looker.
