Oct 102008
Officials at Cambridge University are commissioning a 10-foot bronze statue of Professor Stephen Hawking. Hmph. Clearly, this is some sort of intimidation tactic designed to throw me off-balance as I continue training for our forthcoming smackdown in low Earth orbit. Nice try, Dr. Hawking, but you’ll have to do better than that. I’m not as easily impressed as all your Cambridge groupies. In fact, let’s see how impressed they still are once they see me put you in a half-nelson and give you a vicious noogie in front of a global television audience.
