Oct 142011
 

I was returning home through the Minneapolis skyways earlier today, a path that usually takes me through the Wells Fargo building. But a security guard indicated that the building was locked down because of something to do with the OccupyMN protest that is currently occurring near the Government Center. I took an alternate route home and glanced down at the protesters as I passed over them. They certainly looked peaceful enough. But after I went through the Government Center,  security guards began locking those skyways as well.

This rather modest protest seems to be making the-powers-that-be inordinately jittery. One wonders how they would react to a truly massive demonstration. Based on what I saw today, not well.

Oct 132011
 

Have you ever watched porn and idly wondered whether the stuff written on that blackboard in the background is accurate? Well, the author of Blackboards in Porn has and he wants to share his findings with the world. The Internet is truly a glorious thing.

How did I find this site, you ask? How do you think I found it? Listen, I don’t have to justify my…preferences…to you or anyone else.

Oct 122011
 

Reviews of the new iPhone 4S are popping up on the web. While it certainly looks shiny, I still may wait for the iPhone 5 and its telepathic interface. It has to have a telepathic interface, right? Because anything less would be disappointing.

Oct 112011
 

A man with quadriplegia recently learned to control a robotic arm with his brain. Yes, yes, excellent. My plan to assemble an army of cybernetically enhanced cripples is proceeding on schedule. The world will tremble in fear as my forces overpower the armies of the mightiest nations! All hail me!

In the meantime, I need to get my hands on one of these robotic arms so that I can get in armwrestling matches at bars and impress girls.

Oct 102011
 

I wrote last week about the news that Minnesota is likely to face another deficit in the near future. It’s a frustrating situation, but one of the great things about the Internet is how it assists in keeping one’s perspective. Take California, for example. Writer Michael Lewis paints a vivid and depressing picture of the complete clusterfuck that is California’s public finances in a fascinating Vanity Fair article. He describes how state legislators of both parties are incapable of putting the long-term interests of the state before their own political interests. That may not be surprising in itself, but the consequences of such behavior are now trickling down to the local level with dire consequences. The city of Vallejo, for instance, is bankrupt and the city government has been reduced to a skeletal staff. The local fire department can barely cope with the number of emergencies that are called in each day. It’s a city struggling to preserve the most basic elements of the the social contract with its citizenry.

No community in Minnesota is approaching Vallejo-levels of dysfunction, but I worry. Our elected officials have shown little appetite for finding a sustainable solution to our own structural deficit and our cities and towns have been forced to make deep cuts in services. I want to believe that our sense of civic responsibility would keep our worst impulses in check, but perhaps the residents of Vallejo thought the same thing.

Oct 072011
 

Remember that whole state budget deficit thing that resulted in me being unemployed for three weeks? It looks like Minnesota may have to confront yet another deficit when the Legislature reconvenes early next year. It turns out that state forecasters were a tad bit too optimistic in their assumptions about the pace of economic recovery and revenues will be lower than projected last spring. This news isn’t entirely unexpected, but we seem to be caught in an endless, nasty cycle of anticipating deficits, developing half-assed solutions to those deficits, and then confronting another deficit.

I look forward to hearing the Republicans’ moderate and balanced proposals for addressing this latest shortfall.

Oct 062011
 

I’m not looking forward to the politicking next year regarding the marriage amendment to the state constitution. Hurtful and mean-spirited things will be said. Otherwise good-hearted people will reveal themselves as bigots. But it’s encouraging to see at least a few Republicans coming out in opposition to the ballot measure. The vast majority of elected Republicans will either vigorously campaign in favor of it or stay mum to avoid crossing the homophobic base of the party, so the willingness of these few to break with dogma should be commended. Perhaps a few more prominent Republicans will be inspired to make a stand for equality.

Oct 052011
 

Steve Jobs’ passing got me thinking about the Apple computers I had as a kid. As my disability progressed and it became impossible for me to use a standard keyboard, it became necessary to find some kind of assistive device that would still let me use a computer. Fortunately, we found a scanning device that worked with our Apple IIGS. And then I discovered the HeadMaster (the device I use now), which I first used on a Mac Plus.

Apple wasn’t directly responsible for those devices, but it was the only platform for which any kind of assistive technology was available. If not for Apple, I would have spent a lot more time in front of the television. Thank you, Steve.

Oct 042011
 

A year, I would have predicted that Mitt Romney would be the GOP presidential nominee in 2012. A year later, that prediction still seems safe. The conservative base has been flailing about to the point of exhaustion in efforts to find someone who can embody the far right’s most demented aspirations, but such a candidate simply doesn’t exist. At least, not in an electable package. I’m still hoping Rick Perry can stage a comeback as he would make a ripe target for Obama, but he’s already imploding. The Tea Partiers will either have to grudgingly accept Romney or find the courage (and resources) to organize a third party movement. Romney’s strained relationship with the Tea Party will probably be one of the more interesting political dynamics to observe next year.