Oct 112011
A man with quadriplegia recently learned to control a robotic arm with his brain. Yes, yes, excellent. My plan to assemble an army of cybernetically enhanced cripples is proceeding on schedule. The world will tremble in fear as my forces overpower the armies of the mightiest nations! All hail me!
In the meantime, I need to get my hands on one of these robotic arms so that I can get in armwrestling matches at bars and impress girls.
