Sep 192011
 

The Times Magazine ran a good article over the weekend on brain-computer interfaces, emphasizing the benefits and drawbacks of more invasive versus less invasive methods of measuring brain activity. It also explains how the tech can be used to play videogames like Galaga. Granted, it’s not Red Dead Redemption, but at least researchers understand the potential of their invention. The piece doesn’t say exactly when I’ll be able to telepathically sext via my iPhone, but it implies that day isn’t far off. It also doesn’t tell me who I need to bribe to ensure that I’m part of the next round of human trials.

Sep 162011
 

NPR echoes my own impressions of the forthcoming fall TV season: boring and uninspired. Aside from Fox’s Terra Nova (which has dinosaurs) and NBC’s Prime Suspect (which has Maria Bello), none of the other premiering series holds much interest for me. And even those two shows are likely to be mediocre at best. Instead, my TiVo is primed for the return of Fringe, Boardwalk Empire, and The Walking Dead. Perhaps some other series will catch enough buzz to earn my attention, but I’m skeptical. And a dearth of interesting new programming should speed along my efforts to re-read the first four Song of Ice and Fire novels before tackling A Dance with Dragons.

Sep 152011
 

A.V Club has a good introduction to Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the uninitiated, along with a liberal sprinkling of episode clips. It’s a bit shocking to realize that it’s been off the air for a dozen years. My law school buddy (and one-time guest blogger) Charles and I were huge MSTies and would get together every Sunday night at my tiny West Bank apartment to watch the latest episode. It requires a certain sense of humor to appreciate, but few things have made me laugh harder.

Sep 142011
 

Even though it seems like I downloaded the preview version of Windows 7 just yesterday, Microsoft is now showing off early builds of Windows 8. It looks like it will work quite nicely as a tablet OS, but I don’t see any compelling reason for desktop users to upgrade. I’m not really interested in 8’s tile-based design; 7’s shiny interface serves me quite well. If I want tiles, I’ll play some mah-jong.

I’m sure I’ll upgrade eventually, but perhaps I’ll wait for Windows 9.

Sep 132011
 

I haven’t watched any of the GOP presidential debates, but the highlights are enough to reinforce my dimmest views of the party and its most vocal supporters. At last night’s debate, audience members cheered when the moderator ask Ron Paul whether a hypothetical young man without health insurance who has fallen seriously ill should be allowed to die. Paul supporters can be a boisterous and particularly knuckleheaded bunch, but I don’t think they were the only ones cheering. And at the previous debate, one of the biggest applause lines came when the moderator pointed out that Texas had executed a lot of people.

Has the combination of the recession and the disaster that was Bush’s presidency thrown conservative psyche into such turmoil that it can only respond positively to other people’s suffering? Has overwhelming nihilism replaced any cohesive ideology they might have once possessed? It may be typical for a pinko Minneapolis liberal like me to react with revulsion to these cries for blood, but I can’t imagine that they play any better with independents who might have tuned into the debates out of curiosity. Republican handlers might consider putting up big signs that blink “DON’T APPLAUD EVEN THOUGH YOU REALLY WANT TO, YOU HEARTLESS DICKS” when appropriate. 

Sep 122011
 

Amazon is trying to persuade publishers to sign onto an ebook subscription service. Depending on the price and catalog, I could be persuaded to pay for something like this. On average, I purchase at least one Kindle book per month and frequently more than that. If Amazon makes something like this part of its $79 Prime service, the cost would likely be a wash for me and i may be more inclined to read books that I might not otherwise purchase individually. And I could still purchase the physical version of a book if I so chose.

I’m skeptical that publishers will go along with a subscription service, at least initially. The model is simply too different from the traditional sales paradigm to which they are so accustomed. But Amazon is probably one of the few companies that has a halfway decent chance of turning this idea into reality.

Sep 092011
 

Somebody from Apple has been reading my blog. How do I know this? Because Apple filed a patent application outlining a process for connecting assistive technology to iOS devices like iPhones and iPads. It’s good to see that Apple recognizes a demand for making their devices more accessible to people with disabilities. Perhaps next year’s iPad 3 will actually incorporate these ideas. If it does, I’ll be one of the first in line at my local Apple Store. I’m also available to do beta testing.

Sep 082011
 

I wonder how many Congresspersons will be finalizing their fantasy football teams on their BlackBerries during Obama’s jobs speech. Whatever the President proposes is likely to be modest and likely to garner scant GOP support. Republicans might go along with an extension of the payroll tax cut just to deny Democrats a line of attack during the 2012 campaign, but tax cuts probably aren’t enough to revive the economy. Unfortunately for the millions of unemployed, Washington lacks the vision to do anything meaningful that might bring create jobs. The best we can probably hope for at this point is that the economy skirts recession and resumes its anemic recovery.

Writing about politics is not much fun right now. Perhaps I can at least look forward to a Packers win tonight.

Sep 072011
 

I worked at home today for a couple reasons:

  1. I needed to do some editing and didn’t want to be slowed down by my work computer’s dying gasps. 
  2. Major construction is occurring on my street, which makes getting home an exercise in frustration.

I enjoy working at home from time to time, but I don’t think I could do it every day. Having a disability such as mine already brings moments of isolation and working at home regularly would only exacerbate those feelings. I’m also fortunate to have great co-workers and I think I would miss interacting with them face-to-face. But I do appreciate the flexibility to work from home when my schedule allows. It’s not a crucial accommodation for me, but it does make life easier.

Sep 062011
 

Here’s yet another story about people with disabilities controlling robots with brain waves. What makes this article so charming is the scientists’ naive hopes for how their inventions will be used. They actually think us poor gimps will use said robots as proxies to visit sick relatives from our sickbeds. After our robot-assisted revolution is complete, I’m going to visit these scientists in their holding pen, read this article to them, and then laugh maniacally for a few minutes. The ones who start crying will be sent to the combat pits to face my gladiator-bots.