Sep 062011
Here’s yet another story about people with disabilities controlling robots with brain waves. What makes this article so charming is the scientists’ naive hopes for how their inventions will be used. They actually think us poor gimps will use said robots as proxies to visit sick relatives from our sickbeds. After our robot-assisted revolution is complete, I’m going to visit these scientists in their holding pen, read this article to them, and then laugh maniacally for a few minutes. The ones who start crying will be sent to the combat pits to face my gladiator-bots.
