Mar 142007
 

I have this New Yorker cartoon taped to my desk:

I’m now going to apply the “breakfast wrap” test to all of my future postings. I sometimes worry that I go on about topics that are of absolutely no interest to anyone save myself and my readers are simply too polite to say anything. From now on, as I’m composing an entry, I will ask myself if my chosen topic is objectively more interesting than breakfast wraps. If I decide the answer is “no”, it’s back to the drawing board. And if I’m at a complete loss for material, i suppose I can just do another variation on the “disability and sex” trope. People really seem to eat that stuff up.

Mar 132007
 

We’re about halfway into the legislative session and the DFL is treading a little too carefully for my taste. Last week, the Senate unveiled a budget plan that doesn’t include any discussion of raising taxes–a political cop-out if I ever saw one. I don’t think voters will react harshly to modest tax increases if lawmakers speak plainly and sincerely about the need for adequate funds to educate our kids, make our commute times shorter, and provide health care to the vulnerable and working families. Meanwhile, proposals to fund transit through a metro-wide sales tax and to give local government agencies the option to provide domestic partner benefits to employees are moving ahead, but could be derailed by a gubernatorial veto.

I’m assuming that the DFL is beginning to look ahead to the endgame of this session and prioritizing the items on its wish list. I’m hoping they can armtwist Pawlenty into compromising on some of these issues. He can’t veto everything without looking stubborn and beholden to his base. And if Pawlenty does harbor ambitions for higher office, he might want to burnish his moderate credentials.

Mar 122007
 

Things I learned from the movie 300:

  • Spartan men discovered steroids
  • Had I been born a Spartan, I most likely would have been tossed over the nearest cliff at the first sign of my gimpiness
  • Xerxes was kind of a dick
  • Hunchbacks–and by inference, gimps in general–will sell their souls for kinky sex with Persian lap dancers
  • Ancient Greece was the birthplace of heavy metal
Mar 112007
 

Of all the former Warsaw Pact nations, East Germany had the unfortunate distinction of having one of the most paranoid and repressive regimes. The secret police–the Stasi–had countless civilians under electronic surveillance and it recruited hundreds of thousands of people to inform on their co-workers, neighbors, and even family. This understated but compelling thriller, set in East Germany during the mid-80s, addresses the toll such constant scrutiny exacts on both the watchers and the watched.

Wiesler is a humorless Stasi agent who is fully committed to his work as a “sword and shield” of the state. He is assigned to surveil Georg Dreyman, a writer who appears to be a faithful Party servant but nonetheless is regarded with suspicion by some officials. Wiesler begins his assignment full of grim determination to find evidence of seditious behavior on the part of Dreyman, but Wiesler’s constant absorption in the life of his subject begins to affect him in ways he does not anticipate.

The film works as a straight thriller, but it also serves as an allegory for the power of the artist to resist tyranny and ultimately redeem at least a few of tyranny’s collaborators. At a time when Americans demonstrate a disquieting acceptance of domestic surveillance, this film demonstrates that a culture of observation makes all of us less free.

Mar 102007
 

Over at Consumerist, the Geek Squad is being raked over the coals by customers who have experienced the company’s less-than-stellar service. Geek Squad started as a small Minneapolis-based company that provided tech support to average computer owners who needed help disinfecting their systems of spyware or troubleshooting a home network. Their services weren’t cheap, but the techs seemed competent. Then the company was sold to Best Buy, which quickly infused the Geek Squad with its own ethos of hucksterism and barely concealed contempt for the customer. Now GS’ service is both expensive and shoddy. I know a few people who have taken their computers to GS repeatedly but never have had their problems adequately addressed. When my last system crashed, a GS tech told me I needed a new video card, when in fact the motherboard was fried. And what exactly justifies charging someone over $100 to install a stick of RAM?

I always tell people needing tech support to avoid GS like the plague. You’re better off going to a locally-owned computer repair shop or hiring the kid from down the street. Of course, my services are available at shockingly reasonable rates. If I can figure out how to dual-boot Windows and Ubuntu, I can probably help you update your anti-virus definitions.

Mar 092007
 

The spring thaw must be approaching because I’m scheduled to get out every day this weekend. My social calendar has been relatively sparse lately, so this is a welcome development.

I had lunch today with a friend who is also an attorney and wheelchair user. She was telling me about the African safari she went on. And here I thought I was being all daring and supergimp-y when I went to Europe. Now I just feel like a poseur. I have no choice but to book my own safari. I wonder if I can get a gas generator that will fit on the back of a water buffalo. .

Mar 082007
 

NASA is saying that it doesn’t have the budget to pay for efforts to find and catalog asteroids that could collide with the Earth. I really don’t get NASA’s priorities. The agency seems willing to spend billions on a space station that has never really lived up to its promise of producing solid scientific research, but it won’t invest in a project with little risk and a huge upside–namely, preserving the human race. And on most days, I tend to be on the “save humanity” side of the fence.

Mar 072007
 

A friend asked me to make a mix CD for her. Now, mix CDs are a tricky business. A good mix is a careful balance of the mixer’s own tastes and those of the recipient. This isn’t the time to show off your musical geekiness (well, maybe just a little). But it’s mostly about creating a memorable listening experience for the recipient. The song selection should be diverse but the transitions shouldn’t be too jarring. No Billie Holliday followed by Nine Inch Nails. This isn’t your iPod on shuffle. The best mixes are those that a person can stumble upon a decade later–tucked away in some attic corner–and instantly remind one of that long-ago friend or lover as soon as the “play” button is pressed.

Mar 062007
 

A map of the world hangs in my office and I glance at it from time to time. It isn’t anything special. It’s great for finding where exactly Azerbaijan is, but it doesn’t give you any sense of the the dynamics that affect the inhabitants of our planet. The Worldmapper project is a fascinating initiative to convert the standard world map into graphical depictions of human activity. The results are often sobering. I first encountered these maps in the pages of The Atlantic, but they seem to be one of the emerging memes on the internets.

Mar 052007
 

A couple things have occurred as I’ve followed press coverage describing the dysfunctional outpatient care infrastructure at the Army’s Walter Reed Medical Facility. First, is anyone really surprised that veterans’ ongoing health care needs are often ignored or inadequately treated once they’re outpatients? Haven’t we heard vets complain about the VA system since at least the 1960s? This administration has made a habit of underfunding health care for vets, but both parties have long ignored the crumbling bureaucracy that is supposed to care for our returned servicemembers.

Second–and Carol makes this point quite powerfully–the conditions uncovered at Walter Reed are no worse than those confronting countless people with disabilities who are warehoused in nursing homes and institutions across the country. The inadequacy of the care provided to our veterans is certainly deserving of attention, but our outrage and sympathy should not be limited to only those cases. Everyone who requires long-term care deserves to be treated humanely and with dignity.