Mar 122007
Things I learned from the movie 300:
- Spartan men discovered steroids
- Had I been born a Spartan, I most likely would have been tossed over the nearest cliff at the first sign of my gimpiness
- Xerxes was kind of a dick
- Hunchbacks–and by inference, gimps in general–will sell their souls for kinky sex with Persian lap dancers
- Ancient Greece was the birthplace of heavy metal
“# Had I been born a Spartan, I most likely would have been tossed over the nearest cliff at the first sign of my gimpiness
# Hunchbacks–and by inference, gimps in general–will sell their souls for kinky sex with Persian lap dancers”
Nice to be included in a flick, isn’t it?