Jun 092005
 

The Minnesota Legislature has been in special session for a couple weeks now, with no sign yet of a budget compromise. If budget bills for things like human services and education aren’t passed by June 30, state government (including my agency) will partially shut down. I’m not terribly worried about getting laid off or anything like that. The Legislature will come to some sort of agreement, most likely just before midnight on July 1. But I can’t quite see what a final agreement will look like. The Republicans will not agree to anything that looks like a tax hike (the Governor’s proposed cigarette…fee…tax….whatever…notwithstanding). The Democrats will not go along with any deep cuts in public health care programs like MinnesotaCare. I’m not sure how you bring together opposing sides that are staring each other down from across a $1 billion chasm. The marginal numerical advantages that each party holds in the House and Senate means that any agreement must be bipartisan, which gives me some hope for a final resolution.
The NY Daily News is extolling the virtues of geeks as boyfriends. :Slipping into my Barry White voice: C’mon, baby, let’s turn down the lights real low and and I’ll whisper hot Klingon love in your ear. qamuSHa‘ , baby. qamuSHa’.

Jun 082005
 

“Mark must be feeling better. His last blog entry was longer.”–My dad
This blog has never been and hopefully never will be a place to expound on my occasional maladies. You will never see me remarking on any vagaries in my body temperature. You will not see any observations on the consistency of assorted secretions. I know too many gimps who get a little too fixated over those kinds of things and I’ll have none of it. The minute I turn this blog into a medical diary is the moment I’ve run out of anything else interesting to say. So if I ever start doing something like that, just give me a polite nudge and tell me to get over myself.

Jun 072005
 

I’ve been amusing myself tonight by checking out some of the videos on the iTunes Music Store, including Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek.” What a lovely song. She does some mixing tricks with the multi-layering of her voice, but it doesn’t come across as saccharine (unlike some other artists who use this technique). Ms. Heap is also the front singer for Frou Frou, whose stuff I quite like as well. I guess this song was also featured on The O.C Now this is when I could get all snooty and say that I never watch that crap, except that I have my sister’s borrowed copy of Season 1 sitting in my pile of DVDs and I’m slowly getting caught up in it. That Summer’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she?
One of my nurses is suggesting I take astragalus as a way of preventing future colds. Astragalus is an herb that apparently has some immune-boosting properties. Anyone have any experience with this stuff? I’m normally skeptical of alternative medicine and of the starry-eyed claims some of its proponents make, but this last infection kicked my ass and I don’t desire to go through that again anytime soon.

Jun 042005
 

And I thought I was having a bad day. A couple hours ago, there was a major car accident near my building. I didn’t see it happen because I was at my desk, but I heard the squealing of tires and the crunch of metal. When I went to my window, I could see that one car had flipped and another one had its front end thoroughly smashed. Didn’t look like anybody was hurt. All part of the excitement of downtown living.

Jun 032005
 

Is there a law somewhere that requires me to catch every virus that’s looking for a good time? Seriously, this is getting old. Don’t make me encase myself in a plastic bubble. Because I’ll do it, I swear.

Jun 022005
 

I had my last Humphrey Fellows meeting today. For our group project, we assembled a short documentary on the Creative Class in Minnesota, using Richard Florida’s book as a springboard. The video looks really good, I must say. I might get around to making the video here, assuming I get the okay from the Humphrey Institute and the other people in my group. I also need to figure out if my server has sufficient bandwidth to host video. Maybe I’ll try to setting up a torrent tracker. That will test my geek skills. And I’m sure there’s a huge pent-up demand for amateur policy pr0n.
I wish I could say that my schedule is a lot more open now, but I have four engagements in the coming week. Guess I’ll have to wait a little while longer for that easy summer livin’.

Jun 012005
 

Toyota is planning on marketing service robots as soon as 2010. The company sees these robots assisting with tasks such as nursing care. So, when do I get my own robotic nurse? Not that I would ever willingly give up my flesh-and-blood nurses, but a robotic personal assistant has intriguing possibilities. Would a robot accompany me on an all-night bacchanal through the streets of Vegas. Would it pour single-malt Scotch down my g-tube until I couldn’t remember my own name? Would it dutifully repeat and amplify my drunken pick-up lines to the cute girls sitting at the bar? Or would it get all sanctimonious and drag me back to the hotel while droning some nonsense about protecting my well-being?

May 312005
 

A Star Trek novel on a summer reading list? That’s got to be a first. I’m almost embarrassed to admit, but I used to devour Star Trek books like candy when I was a teenager. When you grow up in a town without one decent bookstore, you have to be content with the available pickings, which in Green Bay amounted to a dreary corner of a Waldenbooks that carried scraps of science fiction and fantasy, and mostly franchise stuff like Star Trek and Dungeons and Dragons. I remember how ecstatic I was when I first visited a Barnes and Noble store in Appleton. This was before Amazon and the web in general. If these things had been around when I was a kid, I like to think my reading list would have been a little broader. But to be honest, I might have simply ordered more Star Trek novels.