Jun 032005
Is there a law somewhere that requires me to catch every virus that’s looking for a good time? Seriously, this is getting old. Don’t make me encase myself in a plastic bubble. Because I’ll do it, I swear.
Mark Siegel's Desperate Plea for Attention
And if you do encase yourself in a plastic bubble, I’ll have to leak some helium and nitrous into it.
I still haven’t figured out how to get you to float yet, but once that happens, I’ll have a performance art piece that’ll make me a millionaire.