Aug 232004
 

A girl blew me off via e-mail last night. The fact that she blew me off isn’t a big deal; I’ve developed a thick skin over the years. Something tells me she found this blog and decided I was simply too much of a geek to waste any time on. I remain confident that somewhere out there is a cute geeky girl with a nose piercing who digs comics and French pop music and who will totally groove on a cool gimp like me. Okay, she doesn’t have to have a nose piercing. After all, one should keep his options open.
Check out this modified wheelchair crossbow. I could seriously freak some people out with this thing. The guy who made it is from Minnesota, natch.

Aug 222004
 

The three Siegel siblings went out for brunch today at a downtown joint called Hell’s Kitchen. Really good food with a tongue-in-cheek, kitschy ambiance. The walls are painted an infernal shade of red and the wait staff is dressed in pajamas to give the impression that they just rolled out of bed. I had a huge plate of Rosti potatoes that was excellent but I felt a little guilty because I never eat much at restaurants and I usually only make a small dent in my food. But at least I didn’t have to pick up the check this time because my brother and sister split the cost. I almost fainted from the shock.

Aug 212004
 

I was in a bookstore with my brother today and I was kind of amazed by the sheer quantity of books on two disparate subjects: Bush and comic books. Then again, maybe there is a karmic connection between these separate publishing trends.
Here’s a picture of my brief encounter with Senator Cleland:

A genuinely nice guy. I had the sense that he’s more comfortable in the veterans community, but I think he’s trying to expand his reach.

Aug 202004
 

My brother is visiting for a little while before he returns to Germany for his dissertation studies, so blogging will be light for the next few days. I haven’t seen him in a year and it will be good to catch up. .
I need to get back to Miami. This morning I woke up to a crisp autumn breeze…in mid-August. See, this is what we Minnesotans do. We complain about the weather. It’s either too hot or too cold. Too wet or too dry. We live in a constant state of mild dissatisfaction with our climate and we complain and moan because we are Midwesterners. If we didn’t have the weather as a source of conversation, we might start talking about the things that really bother us and then things might turn ugly.
Senator Kennedy’s name was on the Transportation Security Administration’s do-not-fly list. Ah, now we see what the feds perceive as the real threat to our security–liberal senators from Massachusetts. I feel so much safer.

Aug 192004
 

D&D is thirty years old. And I’m still waiting for someone to invite me to a game. I didn’t have any geek friends growing up and I never got to play a Chaotic Good mage from the Southlands who sits on a magical, floating Throne of Magnanimity that gives me +4 Charisma. I need to ingratiate myself to a local dungeon master so I can fulfill this lifelong dream.
Check out these wheelchair rugby players. Ouch. I hope these guys don’t have sensation in their legs because it looks like it would hurt like hell. You would need a pit crew just to keep your chair functional through the whole game. It doesn’t look like they allow power chairs, though. Too bad. I could kick some serious ass.

Aug 182004
 

It’s late, but tomorrow I’ll post pictures that the disability community had for Senator Max Cleland. He told me an amusing lawyer joke that apparently everyone has heard but me. Anyway, off to bed.

Aug 172004
 

Cops are going around Orlando, Florida and are questioning elderly African-Americans voters, frightening many elderly volunteers and chilling GOTV efforts in the area. There may be more to the story, but it smells awfully fishy. It’s nice to see some of the polls showing Kerry ahead, but it’s stuff like this that brings out the conspiracy theorist in me. One thing that will make me feel better is if monitors from the Kerry campaign are in every polling place in Florida come Election Day.
This WaPo article describes how the number of federal employees with disabilities has fallen by 20% over the last decade. Some experts are positing that this decline can be attributed to more people with disabilities going into the private sector. I’m not so sure. The feds have never done a good job of pitching employment opportunities to the disability community. They need to make the application process more streamlined and welcoming to people with disabilities. They also need to do a better job of spreading the word that the federal government is actively seeking workers with disabilities. The feds have always been a standard-bearer in the employment of people with disabilities. Maybe this report will prompt them to try a little harder.

Aug 162004
 

I took a second look at the Edwards pictures after one of you complimented my moustache. I really must check myself in the mirror more often. Facial hair of any kind bugs the hell out of me. A couple years ago, I had the chicken pox and I couldn’t shave for three or four weeks. It was awful. I looked like a yeshiva school dropout. My problem is that my five o’clock shadow is more like a three o’clock shadow. Note to self: start carrying a razor with you for those evening engagements.
NPR has a story about a summer camp for kids with Asperger’s Syndrome. Asperger’s is a mild form of autism that is usually characterized by high intelligence and a minimal ability to recognize social cues. The camp is supposed to teach these kids how to socialize and “fit in.” Listening to this, I started wondering if this was a subtle effort at encouraging conformity to a set of social norms, whatever those are. I can sympathize with a parent’s desire to have their kids spared the teasing and ostracism that frequently accompanies being “different.” Yet I don’t necessarily think we should discourage these kids from expressing their true personalities, either. A lot of Asperger’s kids grow up to be brilliant thinkers with unique insights on the world around them. We should be nurturing that kind of growth and reminding these that while it’s important to recognize the thoughts and feelings of others, it’s also okay to be a little different.

Aug 152004
 

Today’s Sunday NYT has an analysis of my home state, Wisconsin, and how it might behave in the upcoming election. Wisconsin and Minnesota are politically similar; a weird dichotomy between old-school progressivism and reactionary conservatism. If I had to make a guess, I’d say that Wisconsin is more likely to go for Bush than Minnesota. Wisconsin voters have a strong independent streak that can manifest itself in surprising ways. The Dems need to turn out the vote in cities like Madison and Milwaukee in massive numbers as well as persuade the swing voters that are scattered throughout the Fox River Valley.
A resource for my female readers. The next time some creep at the bar or on the train bugs you for a phone number or e-mail address, give him anyname@papernapkin.net. This is the ego-crushing response he’ll get. An elegant solution to an age-old problem.

Aug 142004
 

One of the points Edwards made in his speech last night was how the Bush tax cuts have favored the nation’s wealthy. I expect this to be a major issue in the debates. One article I read presented the following scenario: Bush’s tax cuts have benefited a lot of wealthy Democrats, enabling them to contribute more money to Kerry and left-leaning 527s. Wouldn’t it be ironic if Bush’s tax cuts indirectly contributed to his own defeat?
I got home last night in time to watch Katie Couric and Bob Costas jabber over Björk’s entire performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies. Philistines. I wish there was a channel where you could watch the Games without any inane narration.