Rough Sport

D&D is thirty years old. And I’m still waiting for someone to invite me to a game. I didn’t have any geek friends growing up and I never got to play a Chaotic Good mage from the Southlands who sits on a magical, floating Throne of Magnanimity that gives me +4 Charisma. I need to ingratiate myself to a local dungeon master so I can fulfill this lifelong dream.
Check out these wheelchair rugby players. Ouch. I hope these guys don’t have sensation in their legs because it looks like it would hurt like hell. You would need a pit crew just to keep your chair functional through the whole game. It doesn’t look like they allow power chairs, though. Too bad. I could kick some serious ass.