Dec 072003
 

After spending about 20 minutes trying to remember the combination on my storage locker, I finally got it open and dragged out my tangled collection of holiday lights. This is my one concession to the season. No wreath, no tree, no menorah, but I’ll string up a few lights. I had five strings and guess how many were functional. Yup, one. Planned obsolescence is a bitch.
The Kucinich campaign seems to exist for the sole reason of giving me priceless material for the blog. I mean, how else can you explain this? I’m waiting to see whether Kucinich will also get the endorsement of Clifford the Big Red Dog and Harriet the Spy.

Dec 062003
 

Borrowing shamelessly from a stunt Warren Ellis pulled, I’d like those of you with digital cameras/phone cams to take a picture of your surroundings. It can be whatever is out your window or it can be your living room. It can even be a picture of you. Show me something cool. Show me something beautiful. You can e-mail them to me at wintermute2_0@the19thfloor.net. You have until 4:30 CST on Monday, December 8th. All submissions will be posted as I receive them. Come on, don’t be shy. Share your world with me.

Dec 052003
 

I had to get all dressed up for my photo shoot this morning. That’s right, yours truly was striking all kinds of poses and looking very debonair in the process. Why? Ah, but that would ruin the surprise. Perhaps I can say more in a few weeks.
Bush wants to go to the Moon. Now this may be a proposal I can support. NASA has been screwing around in low-Earth orbit for far too long. But it’s too bad it has to be in the context of another space race–this time with the Chinese. I guess the only time we Americans ever get motivated enough to get off our fat asses and accomplish something is when the commies threaten to beat us to the punch.
Sorry about the down time earlier today. My host was moving the servers to a new facility. Everything should be cool now.

Dec 042003
 

Over the Thanksgiving weekend, I watched the Extended Version of The Two Towers. As with the first extended DVD, the second film, already ridiculously good, is even better with the additional footage. I especially enjoyed the scenes that developed the relationship between Faramir and his doomed brother Boromir. It adds resonance to Faramir’s character and nicely sets the stage for his role in the final chapter of the trilogy. I haven’t had a chance to sit through all the extras yet, but I did like the documentary showing how they found so many geographically varied locations in tiny New Zealand. I had no idea it was such a beautiful country. Makes me want to visit someday.

Dec 032003
 

Like many minority groups, people with disabilities have developed a dialog that is readily understood by our own community but may be misunderstood by society at large. For example, a person without a disability is a TAB (temporarily able-bodied), a term which implicitly recognizes the fragile divide of circumstance and/or age that separates disability from so-called normalcy. Some of our terms are co-opted from those that society once freely used to describe us. “Cripple” is a good example. I use “cripple” frequently when talking about myself, i.e. “kiss my crippled ass” or “where’s the cripple parking?” or “Not this cripple!” I may use it around other people with disabilities who I know are down with that term. “Yo, cripple, ‘sup?” I never use it in polite conversation, particularly with TABs. If a TAB used that word with me, I’d most likely throttle them. I once had a nurse ask me during her orientation, “What’s it like being a cripple?” Needless to say, she didn’t last long. I know colleagues who will toss the term casually like a Frisbee around TABs in an effort to shock or provoke. I don’t entirely agree with that approach; I think it just confuses the poor things and it distracts them from whatever the rest of our message is. I suspect that I regard the word “cripple” and the rules for its usage in much the same way that many African-Americans regard the N-word. In fact, I see the potential for a true meshing of our cultures. I think “cripple” could be used quite effectively in rap lyrics. Maybe that’s where my calling lies. Ladies and gentlemen, MC Cripple and the Gimp Posse!

Dec 022003
 

I deleted every episode of The West Wing from my TiVo the other day. Ever since Aaron Sorkin left, it’s simply become too painful to watch. The dialog is stilted and pedantic; the characters are dull and irksome; the plots are obvious and unoriginal. Sad, really. Maybe I’ll pick up the DVD set sometime so that I can be reminded of how brilliant the show used to be.
I dragged the Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums out of the digital closet and onto my iTunes playlist. Their music is highly refined and processed ear candy. It’s perfect background noise. It’s the aural equivalent of getting in the car and driving around to look at the Christmas lights; a complete waste of time but you do it anyway.

Dec 012003
 

It never fails. Whenever I start writing, the phone rings. A friend from high school just called from Texas. Now if I had a disability, Texas would not be tops on my list of places to live. But whatever. He’s involved with a sweet woman who is going through a messy divorce. I think the husband is making an issue of my friend’s disability for purposes of gaining custody of the children. Yuck. I remember when I was dating my previous girlfriend, she had friends and family giving her variations on the whole “Are you sure you want to get involved with someone so sick?” theme. She handled it pretty well, but it still annoyed me that it even came up. I’ve often thought that a relationship between an able-bodied person and a person with a disability has some of the same social stigma that once confronted interracial couples. The two situations have completely different contextual dynamics, but they both force re-evaluations of the dominant culture’s notions of love and the bonds that shape it.

Nov 302003
 

Holy crap, THAT was a pain in the ass. I had to move the blog to a new server and it took me forever to get Movable Type up and running again. So all that work pretty much devoured my entire Sunday. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m getting the hell away from the computer.

Nov 292003
 

Since college, I’ve had an abiding interest in the Troubles in Northern Ireland. I once thought that if a lasting peace could take root there, it could serve as a model for other troubled regions of the world. However, the latest election results from Northern Ireland don’t give me much hope.
This story about a woman getting trampled at a Wal-Mart affirms my own plans to do all of my holiday shopping on the Web. Navigating a mall full of crazed shoppers and surly teenagers does not instill in me a sense of holiday cheer. I do enjoy clipping the occasional ankle with my wheelchair, but that gets tiresome after the third or fourth victim.