Pursuing The Under-Six Vote

After spending about 20 minutes trying to remember the combination on my storage locker, I finally got it open and dragged out my tangled collection of holiday lights. This is my one concession to the season. No wreath, no tree, no menorah, but I’ll string up a few lights. I had five strings and guess how many were functional. Yup, one. Planned obsolescence is a bitch.
The Kucinich campaign seems to exist for the sole reason of giving me priceless material for the blog. I mean, how else can you explain this? I’m waiting to see whether Kucinich will also get the endorsement of Clifford the Big Red Dog and Harriet the Spy.