Jan 082010
 

Your assignment for the weekend: download Uptime and Downtime, The Kleptones’ latest two latest collections of mashups. I’ve been a fan of The Kleptones’ sonic alchemy ever since A Night at the Hip-Hopera and their latest offerings contain some surprising combinations that somehow work. Like Aretha Franklin and Metallica, Genesis and M.I.A., and Nirvana and Blur. Some may still argue that mashups are nothing more than novelties, but I find the best ones to be elegant deconstructions of disparate musical styles.

Jan 072010
 

Film critic Roger Ebert writes about not eating or drinking via mouth any longer as a result of thyroid cancer. He writes that he doesn’t really miss food itself, but he does miss the social experience of dining with others (Ebert’s illness left him without the ability to speak as well):

So that’s what’s sad about not eating. The loss of dining, not the loss of food. It may be personal, but for, unless I’m alone, it doesn’t involve dinner if it doesn’t involve talking. The food and drink I can do without easily. The jokes, gossip, laughs, arguments and shared memories I miss.

Ebert also observes that he saves a lot of time by not eating and that certainly mirrors my own experience. As a kid, I always was the last one at the dinner table because it took me an hour to eat a third of whatever was on my plate. I don’t miss those days.

I’ve mentioned that I can still eat and drink in small quantities, but weeks can pass between such occasions without me really noticing. I still have “lunch” with friends, which usually involves them eating while I go into great detail about all the salacious details of my life that don’t make it into this blog. It never really occurs to me to envy them as they enjoy their food. But I do sometimes imagine the things I would eat if I had a fully functional jaw and swallow. Like a deep dish pizza with plenty of sausage and green olives. Or a braunschweiger sandwich with lots of mustard.

Jan 062010
 

The big Consumer Electronics Show gets underway tomorrow and the likes of Sony and Toshiba are hard at work trying to convince me that my brand new LCD TV is already an aging relic and that the future of home entertainment is 3-D. I remain unpersuaded. I’m still trying to decide if I can distinguish between the image quality of a Blu-Ray disc versus a standard DVD, so it’s probably premature for electronics manufacturers to convince me that I need to put on a pair of silly-looking glasses to watch an episode of Lost (or whatever the next geek soap is). I’m sure the effect is cool, but childhood memories of those flimsy cardboard red-and-blue 3-D glasses and their disappointing results have made me instinctively suspicious of any claims regarding 3-D’s awesome factor. And no, I haven’t yet seen Avatar in 3-D, so I might still be converted into a true believer. Even so, I’m quite happy with the old-school world of 2-D entertainment.

However, I desperately want Apple’s tablet computer even though I’m not totally sure what it does, how it works, or whether it even exists. My resistance to the hype machine is somewhat hit-and-miss.

Jan 052010
 

Dear Professor Hawking:

Felicitations and Happy New Year! I trust this message finds you in good spirits and I hope you had a pleasant holiday season. Did you receive the iTunes gift card I sent you? I know what a big Shakira fan you are.

I’m writing to suggest a slight format change for our forthcoming zero-g deathmatch (btw, how does next New Year’s Eve work for you? The promoter is bugging me to get something on the calendar.). Two words: chess boxing. It’s all the rage right now. The rules are simple. Six rounds of chess alternated with five rounds of boxing. The winner is decided by checkmate or knockout.

I have a feeling that you’re the better chess player, but I’m reasonably certain I can give you a concussion by the fourth round, thus putting us on more equal footing at the chess board. Plus, it opens up a whole new world of merchandising possibilities. Commemorative chess sets, boards, the works.

Let me know what you think. In the meantime, I’ll be brushing up on my King’s Gambit.

Jan 042010
 

This is my first day in my new custom seat insert. My previous insert served me well for fifteen years, but it no longer provided the support I need as I approach middle-aged decrepitude. This new seat is certainly more form-fitting and it grips me in a way that my previous seat never did. All this is to say that I should be doing less sliding as I traverse bumpy sidewalks and the occasional grassy field. But it also feels a bit weird, like putting on a new pair of jeans that haven’t been broken in yet. I’m sure I’ll get used to it in short order and this new seat will feel as familiar as the previous one. It also has that new car smell, which was novel for about five minutes but is now a little noxious. Hopefully, it dissipates before my work meetings tomorrow.

Jan 032010
 

Much of my winter break was spent reading Hyperion, Dan Simmons’ dense, riveting far-future space opera. Modeled in broad strokes after Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, the book tracks the pilgrimage of seven strangers to the mysterious world of Hyperion, a colonial world that remains apart from the galaxy-spanning Hegemony of human-settled planets. Hyperion is also home to strange artifacts known as the Time Tombs and the Shrike, an elusive humanoid creature adorned with blades who has acquired mythical status among the locals and has inspired a well-funded religion. The seven pilgrims are sent to Hyperion to seek an audience with the Shrike as war brews between the Hegemony and a splinter group of humanity. As the pilgrims make their way to the Time Tombs, they each tell their stories revealing some personal connection with Hyperion.

Simmons uses the conventions of space opera (exotic locations, near-magical technology, artificial intelligence, and intricate politics) to craft a series of novellas that vary in tone and style, but are all well-crafted character studies. The scope of Simmons’ imagination is breathtaking; the universe he has constructed is incredibly complex, but he doesn’t become overly enamored with his own creation. Even seemingly throwaway references to some obscure bit of future history are later shown to have crucial significance to the plot. And his characters, particularly the poet Martin Silenus and the scholar Sol Weintraub, are deeply flawed individuals who struggle to come to grips with past suffering in the company of other wounded souls.

The book ends on something of a cliffhanger, but is continued in The Fall of Hyperion, which I plan on picking up at the earliest opportunity.

Jan 022010
 

Tony Judt, a writer and scholar, writes about his personal experiences with the progression of ALS (also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease) for the New York Review of Books. He focuses in particular on how the onset of his disability has changed his nights:

I am then covered, my hands placed outside the blanket to afford me the illusion of mobility but wrapped nonetheless since—like the rest of me—they now suffer from a permanent sensation of cold. I am offered a final scratch on any of a dozen itchy spots from hairline to toe; the Bi-Pap breathing device in my nose is adjusted to a necessarily uncomfortable level of tightness to ensure that it does not slip in the night; my glasses are removed…and there I lie: trussed, myopic, and motionless like a modern-day mummy, alone in my corporeal prison, accompanied for the rest of the night only by my thoughts.

The inconveniences of physical disability can make for some long and uncomfortable nights. When I was a kid, I was always reluctant to wake my exhausted parents when I needed to be turned or otherwise repositioned. They never minded, of course, but I still didn’t like being the one to interrupt their sleep. Now, I’m spoiled; I have nurses who are available to reposition me without me ever completely waking up. And I usually have little trouble getting to sleep once I find my comfort sweet spot. For someone like Judt, who is still coping with a recently acquired disability and its attendant sense of loss, the nights are probably an entirely different experience that I can only vaguely appreciate.

Thanks to Ezra Klein for the tip.

Jan 012010
 

Happy New Year, everyone. I don’t know what the coming decade will bring for me or any of you, but as with most things regarding human existence, it’s likely to be bittersweet. Here’s hoping we learn to savor the sweetness and endure the bitterness.
And before we completely turn the page past 2009, let’s get our groove on one more time with this mashup video distilling the essence of this past year’s pop zeitgeist:

Dec 312009
 
  1. Mass Romantic by The New Pornographers–The decade opened with a power pop chorus from this Canadian group. “Letter from an Occupant” showcases Neko Case’s full-throated vocal delivery and her bandmates’ pop virtuosity to stunning effect. The subsequent years would be filled with plenty of sonic darkness from various indie flavors of the month, but TNP demonstrated that music could be heady without losing its sense of fun and excitement.
  2. Untrue by Burial–British producer Burial weaved together a complex, haunting album that isn’t easily classified. Mixing elements of electronica and hip-hop, it sounds like a desperate, pleading love letter from an obsessed stalker in some parallel universe. In the world of Untrue, it’s always just after midnight and everyone has a broken heart, but they’re still in the mood to dance.
  3. In Rainbows by Radiohead–This is the album I’ve been waiting for since OK Computer. Plenty of critics fell in love with Kid A, their first album from the decade, but its atonal experimentalism left me cold. In Rainbows has the baroque grandeur and tunefulness that first made me a fan of their music, but it doesn’t sound like a retread of previous material. “House of Cards”, with its simple guitar bassline and Thom Yorke’s soaring vocals, is a good example of the band’s ability to craft a gorgeous song that sounds stripped down at the same time.
  4. Silent Alarm by Bloc Party–Bloc Party made an album of shimmering guitars and earnest vocals that is also completely sincere. It has echoes of Eighties New Wave in songs like “So Here We Are” and “This Modern Love” while “Banquet” has a more propulsive feel. The band generated huge buzz when this album came out, which led to the nearly inevitable sophomore slump. Still, this album stands out as one of the most brilliant debuts of the decade.
  5. Illinois by Sufjan Stevens–If every album in Stevens’ fifty-state music project sounds this good, he’ll be declared the greatest musical genius since Lennon and McCartney. I’m not sure he’ll ever fully realize his ambition, but Illinois is a testament to his vision. Each song tells a story that is somehow related to the state, but the tone shifts from breathy personal narrative to exuberant walls of sound. “Chicago” is particularly gorgeous, capturing the city’s vitality in a chorus of youthful voices. Stevens has an exceptional talent for capturing the voices of the characters in his songs, many of whom are throwbacks to a younger, more hopeful America.
Dec 302009
 

Whenever I try out a new computer game, it’s never a sure thing that I’ll be able to play it. Some interface tweaking is usually necessary to make the game accessible and the solution isn’t always ideal. That’s the situation I faced the other day when I was trying to play a game I had purchased as a gift to myself (Dragon Age, in case you’re curious). The game has a goofy camera control interface and I wasn’t happy with the solution I had come up with, so I did a little web research to see if I could find another fix. In the course of my research, I found a new on-screen keyboard that has a repeat function. In other words, I can hold down a key just as if I was holding down a key with my finger. My existing keyboard doesn’t have that function and its absence has always been something of an irritant. Little features like this make a huge difference in terms of accessibility.

Anyway, problem solved. If you’re interested in trying the keyboard for yourself, you can download the trial version of the Comfort On-Screen Keyboard.